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And I Guess Martellus Bennett Can Go Fuck Himself

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
November 8, 2017
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Is there any other way to put it?

Hell, I liked Maretellus Bennett’s outspoken nature. I liked what he brought to the field — supposedly.

But the Green Bay Packers obviously didn’t because they shitcanned him on Wednesday. And you don’t shitcan someone who is looking for other opinions on an injury, as was the stated affair — for the second week in a row.

You shitcan someone because he’s a — get ready for this and excuse my language — because he’s a bag of fucking shit.

I would bet my ass that Martellus Bennett wasn’t actually looking for other opinions. He was maybe looking for other teams he could sign with. I bet, chief among those teams are the New England Patriots.

I bet they will give him a second opinion on on his “injured shoulder.” Maybe even a third.

Fucking injured shoulder now looks like another injured vagina.

Maybe that’s why he talked about retiring. Just couldn’t handle it in Green Bay. Then maybe just couldn’t handle it without Aaron Rodgers.

I’ll tell you this, Marty.

I had respect. I got none anymore.

Let’s be honest. You want off the reservation. You don’t give a shit.

Tell me otherwise.

Hell, we all want to win. And the Packers have never put enough talent around Aaron Rodgers, except for 2010. And they probably never will again as long as Ted Thompson is GM.

How long have you had to build a defense, asshole?

Eleven, maybe 12 years?

You’re a fucking failure. An ultimate failure. Kinda like whoever was the GM of the Miami Dolphins in the 80s. You can’t make Dan Marino — Dan Fucking Marino — a Super Bowl winning quarterback because you can’t procure one goddam running back worth a shit?

Well then, fuck you. You suck.

You only kept your job because of Dan Marino.

Ted Thompson, you only kept your job because of Aaron Rodgers. I must have said it 100 times and you know it. Too bad old Ginger Gap Tooth is unaware.

Too busy smiling and shaking hands around the community to know I could drive a Ford F-150 through his gap teeth. Stupid ginger fuck.

Marty Bennett… go drop some passes elsewhere, you useless fuck. You were fun while you lasted… or wait, until you quit like a pussy.

Go rub your pussy somewhere else, with books and cartoons no one will see.

Much love,

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Comments 40

  1. Avatar for Drater Drater says:
    6 years ago

    His POS lying brother can go fuck himself also

    • Avatar for Savage57 Savage57 says:
      6 years ago

      Need to change the name of this website to Total Tourette’s Packers.

      • Avatar for KILLER KILLER says:
        6 years ago

        You made me laugh and laugh. My daughters want to know why I’m laughing so hard and it just makes me laugh harder. Difficult to explain.

        Thanks SAVAGE57 !

        • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
          6 years ago

          So wtf? i thought you were to have no contact with children unless supervised. You must of got a decent Public Defender.

    • Avatar for icebowl icebowl says:
      6 years ago

      What a waste.

      This even makes the Joe Johnson deal in 2002 like like a winner.

      Only remains to be seen what division rival is he gonna sign with…

  2. Avatar for Kato Kato says:
    6 years ago

    Amazing, one of the most heralded signings TT has ever done, could end up getting him fired.

    • Avatar for Mitch Anthony Mitch Anthony says:
      6 years ago

      Here’s hoping so. Fire, retire, whatever. Make it so.

      My guess is he was cancerous. The attitude he had after QB1 went down was nothing they could have around the locker room. Especially after a couple younguns’ latched on to the social justice crusade. His type of “leadership” could not be afforded on a team that needs to pull itself up (together), and not get distracted with that stuff in the periphery. You can’t have young players following his model. Not at this time.

      Well then,….bye.

  3. Avatar for Jack Jack says:
    6 years ago

    Monty who hurt you?

  4. Avatar for Cheese Cheese says:
    6 years ago

    Good thing TT gave Jared Cook the middle finger..

    Oh look, Martellus Bennett, another player that produces on other teams but can’t do shit with the Packers.

    • Avatar for TyKo Steamboat TyKo Steamboat says:
      6 years ago

      Dude… let me explain a myth…Jared Cook ain’t all that great…

      He literally made 1 catch as a Packer & never really did anything with the Rams & he ain’t doing anything with the Raiders with Carr as a QB

      • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
        6 years ago

        For 3 million less, he’s done a hell of a lot more than Bennett was doing.

      • Avatar for Savage57 Savage57 says:
        6 years ago

        He’s Oakland’s leading receiver, followed by Cooper and Crabtree who are all ahead of the Packers leader, Adams.

        Dude.

        • Avatar for Tupac Tupac says:
          6 years ago

          No way 499 yards and a single TD! Can you even imagine where we’d be with all that production!

      • Avatar for John John says:
        6 years ago

        Buuuuaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha you are a moroon TYKO…. Jared Cook is the raiders leading receiver!!!! over COOPER AND CRABTREE!!!

      • Avatar for John John says:
        6 years ago

        I also just read what Savage said, Please read his post too… Also… Jared Cook is ranked 7th in points scoring for TEs, way to embarass yourself

  5. Avatar for Howard Howard says:
    6 years ago

    After QB #1 went down and Bennett saw what QB #2 offered Bennett may have checked out. Hate that quiting attitude if that is what happened. The other thing that could have occurred is Bennett injured his shoulder away from the facility during the bye week and did not report, or tried to hide the injury from the team. It is also possible Bennett may have been trying to force a trade or tried to get cut when he saw how Hundley performs. Don’t like it but can kind of understand. It has happened before in the NFL. If Bennett signs quick with another team like the Seahawks I would consider filing tampering charges. Bennett or His agent cannot be discussing signing with another team while being under contract with the Packers. Unless the Packers gave them permission? No matter what good riddance. At least I don’t have to watch Bennett be the last to take the field or go back to the huddle with a I don’t give a shit attitude.

    • Avatar for ay hombre ay hombre says:
      6 years ago

      Quid pro quo. Bennett wants out. Packers want out of paying him. Another team willing to foot the bill awaits in the wings. Everyone wins.

      • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
        6 years ago

        Bennett has already received 95% of the cash he was owed this season.

        • Avatar for icebowl icebowl says:
          6 years ago

          I just read that He was due to get 8mil of his 21mil contract.
          Packers released him for failure to disclose shoulder injury which allows them to try to legally goid the contract and give TT an 8mil raise for a job well done…

          • Avatar for icebowl icebowl says:
            6 years ago

            * void
            I dotn tpey wllee when Iams angry

          • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
            6 years ago

            Packers payed almost all of his 8,050,000.00. All he was/is owed are game checks totaling $476,000. Which is all the Patriots are paying for him. Absolutely no risk for the Patriots. But….like Howard said, sounds like probable tampering. VERY hard to prove in this case i’m thinking.

    • Avatar for Deepsky Deepsky says:
      6 years ago

      The ENTIRE TEAM is checking out. They know Hundley isn’t going to win them anything.

      The position that always checks out the fastest is the defensive line/outside linebackers. They have to attack with all their skill and strength to make plays but if they don’t, you can’t really tell in individual play but you can tell in stats. The Packers are tied for second to last in sacks. Last year they were tied for sixth.

      Mark my words, pretty soon you’re going to see a LOT of missed tackles as the rest of the defense packs it in. Then you will see receivers complaining that Hundley isn’t getting them the ball.

      Then the Packers get the second pick in the draft.

  6. Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
    6 years ago

    Bennett was fun while he lasted? Seriously? What made him fun, his protest?

    He was an out of shape, unfocused p o s, and a total disappointment on the field from game 1, for only 8 million.

    You claim to have said what 100 times, whatever you say Sparky. :)

    • Avatar for icebowl icebowl says:
      6 years ago

      I agree, never really brought the full package. A bears friend of mine (the only one, I promise !) warned me that Marty was gonna be a bust.

  7. Avatar for Disposable Hero Disposable Hero says:
    6 years ago

    Can he take MM with him…what a fucking waste, great work Walking Dead Ted…looking forward to those 2 fucking up the draft again next year.

  8. Avatar for TyKo Steamboat TyKo Steamboat says:
    6 years ago

    That’s an epic photo of Fat Mike in this story’s headline…
    Fat Mike is looking at Marty like he just ordered a salad

    • Avatar for Zwoeger Zwoeger says:
      6 years ago

      It looks more like:”what the hell, are you trying to tell me how to do my job? I’m gonna get you fired.”

  9. Avatar for KILLER KILLER says:
    6 years ago

    “Go rub your pussy somewhere else, with books and cartoons no one will see.”

    I’m confused. Is he rubbing his pussy while looking at books and cartoons or is he actually rubbing his pussy with the books and cartoons?

    What-What??

  10. Avatar for KILLER KILLER says:
    6 years ago

    Classic Monty meltdown, one of the best ever. Keep ’em coming!

    • Avatar for Ted Hawthorned Ted Hawthorned says:
      6 years ago

      This. ^^^

      • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
        6 years ago

        Don’t feed the monkey.

  11. Avatar for Dilly Dilly Dilly Dilly says:
    6 years ago

    I’ve read thousands of packer articles over the years and this was the best one I ever read. Where the fuck is John Dorsey? He will clean house. Send Fat Mike back to bar tending in Pitt, Ted to a wheel chair in the corner, and the ginger gap tooth Lloyd Christmas 2.0 back to Apsin on a scooter full of Harry’s piss.

  12. Avatar for bob bob says:
    6 years ago

    you’re exactly correct. Bennett dropped more passes than he caught. and I can’t believe we still have dom capers. I don’ t know where he got the reputation for being a defensive guru. If we had had just an average defense the last eight years rogers would have at least five super bowls.

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