And I Guess Martellus Bennett Can Go Fuck Himself
Is there any other way to put it?
Hell, I liked Maretellus Bennett’s outspoken nature. I liked what he brought to the field — supposedly.
But the Green Bay Packers obviously didn’t because they shitcanned him on Wednesday. And you don’t shitcan someone who is looking for other opinions on an injury, as was the stated affair — for the second week in a row.
You shitcan someone because he’s a — get ready for this and excuse my language — because he’s a bag of fucking shit.
I would bet my ass that Martellus Bennett wasn’t actually looking for other opinions. He was maybe looking for other teams he could sign with. I bet, chief among those teams are the New England Patriots.
I bet they will give him a second opinion on on his “injured shoulder.” Maybe even a third.
Fucking injured shoulder now looks like another injured vagina.
Maybe that’s why he talked about retiring. Just couldn’t handle it in Green Bay. Then maybe just couldn’t handle it without Aaron Rodgers.
I’ll tell you this, Marty.
I had respect. I got none anymore.
Let’s be honest. You want off the reservation. You don’t give a shit.
Tell me otherwise.
Hell, we all want to win. And the Packers have never put enough talent around Aaron Rodgers, except for 2010. And they probably never will again as long as Ted Thompson is GM.
How long have you had to build a defense, asshole?
Eleven, maybe 12 years?
You’re a fucking failure. An ultimate failure. Kinda like whoever was the GM of the Miami Dolphins in the 80s. You can’t make Dan Marino — Dan Fucking Marino — a Super Bowl winning quarterback because you can’t procure one goddam running back worth a shit?
Well then, fuck you. You suck.
You only kept your job because of Dan Marino.
Ted Thompson, you only kept your job because of Aaron Rodgers. I must have said it 100 times and you know it. Too bad old Ginger Gap Tooth is unaware.
Too busy smiling and shaking hands around the community to know I could drive a Ford F-150 through his gap teeth. Stupid ginger fuck.
Marty Bennett… go drop some passes elsewhere, you useless fuck. You were fun while you lasted… or wait, until you quit like a pussy.
Go rub your pussy somewhere else, with books and cartoons no one will see.
Much love,
Total Packers
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His POS lying brother can go fuck himself also
Need to change the name of this website to Total Tourette’s Packers.
You made me laugh and laugh. My daughters want to know why I’m laughing so hard and it just makes me laugh harder. Difficult to explain.
Thanks SAVAGE57 !
So wtf? i thought you were to have no contact with children unless supervised. You must of got a decent Public Defender.
What a waste.
This even makes the Joe Johnson deal in 2002 like like a winner.
Only remains to be seen what division rival is he gonna sign with…
Amazing, one of the most heralded signings TT has ever done, could end up getting him fired.
Here’s hoping so. Fire, retire, whatever. Make it so.
My guess is he was cancerous. The attitude he had after QB1 went down was nothing they could have around the locker room. Especially after a couple younguns’ latched on to the social justice crusade. His type of “leadership” could not be afforded on a team that needs to pull itself up (together), and not get distracted with that stuff in the periphery. You can’t have young players following his model. Not at this time.
Well then,….bye.
Monty who hurt you?
Good thing TT gave Jared Cook the middle finger..
Oh look, Martellus Bennett, another player that produces on other teams but can’t do shit with the Packers.
Dude… let me explain a myth…Jared Cook ain’t all that great…
He literally made 1 catch as a Packer & never really did anything with the Rams & he ain’t doing anything with the Raiders with Carr as a QB
For 3 million less, he’s done a hell of a lot more than Bennett was doing.
He’s Oakland’s leading receiver, followed by Cooper and Crabtree who are all ahead of the Packers leader, Adams.
Dude.
No way 499 yards and a single TD! Can you even imagine where we’d be with all that production!
Buuuuaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha you are a moroon TYKO…. Jared Cook is the raiders leading receiver!!!! over COOPER AND CRABTREE!!!
I also just read what Savage said, Please read his post too… Also… Jared Cook is ranked 7th in points scoring for TEs, way to embarass yourself
After QB #1 went down and Bennett saw what QB #2 offered Bennett may have checked out. Hate that quiting attitude if that is what happened. The other thing that could have occurred is Bennett injured his shoulder away from the facility during the bye week and did not report, or tried to hide the injury from the team. It is also possible Bennett may have been trying to force a trade or tried to get cut when he saw how Hundley performs. Don’t like it but can kind of understand. It has happened before in the NFL. If Bennett signs quick with another team like the Seahawks I would consider filing tampering charges. Bennett or His agent cannot be discussing signing with another team while being under contract with the Packers. Unless the Packers gave them permission? No matter what good riddance. At least I don’t have to watch Bennett be the last to take the field or go back to the huddle with a I don’t give a shit attitude.
Quid pro quo. Bennett wants out. Packers want out of paying him. Another team willing to foot the bill awaits in the wings. Everyone wins.
Bennett has already received 95% of the cash he was owed this season.
I just read that He was due to get 8mil of his 21mil contract.
Packers released him for failure to disclose shoulder injury which allows them to try to legally goid the contract and give TT an 8mil raise for a job well done…
* void
I dotn tpey wllee when Iams angry
Packers payed almost all of his 8,050,000.00. All he was/is owed are game checks totaling $476,000. Which is all the Patriots are paying for him. Absolutely no risk for the Patriots. But….like Howard said, sounds like probable tampering. VERY hard to prove in this case i’m thinking.
The ENTIRE TEAM is checking out. They know Hundley isn’t going to win them anything.
The position that always checks out the fastest is the defensive line/outside linebackers. They have to attack with all their skill and strength to make plays but if they don’t, you can’t really tell in individual play but you can tell in stats. The Packers are tied for second to last in sacks. Last year they were tied for sixth.
Mark my words, pretty soon you’re going to see a LOT of missed tackles as the rest of the defense packs it in. Then you will see receivers complaining that Hundley isn’t getting them the ball.
Then the Packers get the second pick in the draft.
Bennett was fun while he lasted? Seriously? What made him fun, his protest?
He was an out of shape, unfocused p o s, and a total disappointment on the field from game 1, for only 8 million.
You claim to have said what 100 times, whatever you say Sparky. :)
I agree, never really brought the full package. A bears friend of mine (the only one, I promise !) warned me that Marty was gonna be a bust.
This is typical of the latter Ted Thompson years. If this helps the Packers lose the remaining games and leads to the Three Stooges leaving, then this situation, while currently embarrassing, is hopefully for the long-term benefit.
I hate to write this, but unless TT and/or MM retire on their own, they aren’t going anywhere i don’t believe. Capers will be the fall guy, and he’ll be “retiring” (fired) after the season.
Capers is my least disliked stooge. I only say that because maybe the only thing Capers is really guilty of, is wanting to keep his job. If Capers was really perceived as the problem, then why is he still around? Because McCarthy kept him around. McCarthy is more guilty of having a bad defense than Capers is simply because McCarthy could have removed Capers 1,2,3 + years ago. Ultimately, it’s McCarthy’s responsibility because he’s the head coach and he does an assessment of his team every year and stayed with what wasn’t working.
So…now the defense is all of a sudden exposed because Rodgers is out and someone has to pay the price, so it’s Capers?…..Bullshit.
Capers being fired and MM kept is exactly how I see it as well. MM will need a bigger than usual scapegoat this year. Brandon Bostick type, Josh Sitton type, or TE coach type just not big enough.
A nude Capers will be led into a forest glen, laid upon the stone alter layered in old flaking goat’s blood, and then — while TT cackles in the shadows and Ginger Gap stares from under his cowl, MM will slowly, ever so slowly, remove Capers heart with a flint dagger. His heart will be held aloft for the media, local and national, to view, and then it will be placed inside a ceremonial Packer helmet. Capers will lay still cooperatively.
In the dark audience the Packer media will murmur approval, take sips of Capers’ blood, smack their bratwurst fatty lips, and send out proclamations to all corners of an upcoming bumper football crop.
You are one fucked up dude. Well, I think we have identified the next mass shooter in this country
There is a reason that the kids that live in killers trailer park aren’t allowed to go outside on Halloween.
I agree with you PF4L…
Though if DC wants to stay they will use one or more of the 18 assnt coaches as a scapegoat, Edgar Bennett or the like…
If the Packers fire everyone, Thompson, McCarthy, Capers, I don’t think there is enough time to put in systems and get something positive from it, better than what the Packers have now, before Rodgers career is over.
Ted has to be the 1st to go. Ted has done the most damage and someone needs to come in and start repairing it, before he hands out any more new contracts. Kind of have to keep Mike around to keep the continuity going. Need to let Capers go and bring a new passion and a new voice on defense. Bring in Kevin Greene is my uneducated choice, or Rex Ryan.
It pains me to say that because i believe McCarthys been derelict in his duty’s on letting the defense continue to bring this team down year after year after…….and because of that, he deserves to be let go also.
Can he take MM with him…what a fucking waste, great work Walking Dead Ted…looking forward to those 2 fucking up the draft again next year.
That’s an epic photo of Fat Mike in this story’s headline…
Fat Mike is looking at Marty like he just ordered a salad
It looks more like:”what the hell, are you trying to tell me how to do my job? I’m gonna get you fired.”
“Go rub your pussy somewhere else, with books and cartoons no one will see.”
I’m confused. Is he rubbing his pussy while looking at books and cartoons or is he actually rubbing his pussy with the books and cartoons?
What-What??
Classic Monty meltdown, one of the best ever. Keep ’em coming!
This. ^^^
Don’t feed the monkey.
I’ve read thousands of packer articles over the years and this was the best one I ever read. Where the fuck is John Dorsey? He will clean house. Send Fat Mike back to bar tending in Pitt, Ted to a wheel chair in the corner, and the ginger gap tooth Lloyd Christmas 2.0 back to Apsin on a scooter full of Harry’s piss.
you’re exactly correct. Bennett dropped more passes than he caught. and I can’t believe we still have dom capers. I don’ t know where he got the reputation for being a defensive guru. If we had had just an average defense the last eight years rogers would have at least five super bowls.