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Skip Bayless Has An Idiotic Aaron Rodgers’ Comparison

I mean, if you didn’t know Skip Bayless is a dick then you’re either a Dallas Cowboys fan, a San Antonio Spurs fan or just a dick yourself.

Bayless is somehow in the sports television media while openly referring to those two teams as my Cowboys and my Spurs. So clearly, inherently biased. But why does that matter in the present day and age? All that matters on sports television is that you have a hot take on sports that someone will react to.

Skip Bayless is the ultimate hot taker. Primarily because what comes out of his mouth is bullshit a 7-year-old might think.

So you’re probably aware that Shithead’s Cowboys lost to the Los Angeles Rams on Sunday. Shithead’s Cowboys are not looking so great so far this year. Offensive line isn’t as good as in the past, defense is giving up a lot of yards and points.

Their 2-2 record would attest to such mediocrity.

Another thing you might know about Shithead, is that he likes to rail on Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.  Shithead used to be on an ESPN show with Stephen A. Smith, who liked to call Rodgers “The Bad Man.” Smith, who we don’t like much better — he’s just a loud talker — would throw that out to get under Shithead’s skin.

Shithead is now on another show with former Broncos tight end Shannon Sharpe, Sterling’s brother. He’s also on Twitter, which is a detriment to all of us. So naturally, Shithead called out Aaron Rodgers in favor of Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott on Sunday.

I don’t know really what play Skipper was referring to, but let’s just establish two things. The Cowboys came out in the second half, got outscored 19-6 and lost 35-30.

And, of course, the obvious. Dak Prescott can’t hold Aaron Rodgers’ jock.

Just like Skip Bayless couldn’t hold mine. And I’ll happily drop trow any place at any time to compare.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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6 Comments

  1. Why are you giving this shitdick licking pus sucking goat rapist free publicity?

  2. icebowl October 2, 2017

    Who cares, Tom Petty died…

    1. MMTTDCSUCK October 3, 2017

      Yeah, that one really sucked . . . He was one of the good ones.

  3. PF4L October 3, 2017

    ” And I’ll happily drop trow any place at any time to compare”.

    Wow..he is much man!!

    I’m just surprised anyone still pays attention to anything Bayless says.

  4. Mike K October 3, 2017

    Bayless takes it in both ends. WHO?? gives a F%$K what he has to say about anything. Dudes a Tool.

  5. Kato October 3, 2017

    Everyone knows he is an idiot. Also a troll, which you are feeding.