Skip Bayless Has An Idiotic Aaron Rodgers’ Comparison

I mean, if you didn’t know Skip Bayless is a dick then you’re either a Dallas Cowboys fan, a San Antonio Spurs fan or just a dick yourself.

Bayless is somehow in the sports television media while openly referring to those two teams as my Cowboys and my Spurs. So clearly, inherently biased. But why does that matter in the present day and age? All that matters on sports television is that you have a hot take on sports that someone will react to.

Skip Bayless is the ultimate hot taker. Primarily because what comes out of his mouth is bullshit a 7-year-old might think.

So you’re probably aware that Shithead’s Cowboys lost to the Los Angeles Rams on Sunday. Shithead’s Cowboys are not looking so great so far this year. Offensive line isn’t as good as in the past, defense is giving up a lot of yards and points.

Their 2-2 record would attest to such mediocrity.

Another thing you might know about Shithead, is that he likes to rail on Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.  Shithead used to be on an ESPN show with Stephen A. Smith, who liked to call Rodgers “The Bad Man.” Smith, who we don’t like much better — he’s just a loud talker — would throw that out to get under Shithead’s skin.

Shithead is now on another show with former Broncos tight end Shannon Sharpe, Sterling’s brother. He’s also on Twitter, which is a detriment to all of us. So naturally, Shithead called out Aaron Rodgers in favor of Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott on Sunday.

Hey, Aaron Rodgers: Dak Prescott is gaining on you when it comes to QBs making plays with legs and arm.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) October 1, 2017

I don’t know really what play Skipper was referring to, but let’s just establish two things. The Cowboys came out in the second half, got outscored 19-6 and lost 35-30.

And, of course, the obvious. Dak Prescott can’t hold Aaron Rodgers’ jock.

Just like Skip Bayless couldn’t hold mine. And I’ll happily drop trow any place at any time to compare.