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Ser Gregor Clegane Can Kiss My Ass

I’d never say that to his face, but Ser Gregor Clegane can kiss my ass. Of course, he’d probably crush my skull with his bare hands like he did Prince Oberyn’s if he heard me say that.

If you’re a Game of Thrones fan like I am, then you know I am talking about The Mountain. In real life, The Mountain is actor and strongman Thor Bjornsson.

What does Thor Bjornsson have to do with the Green Bay Packers? Well, nothing, but he apparently has something to do with the Minnesota Vikings and therefore, sucks.

Bjornsson will be on hand Sunday to blow the Gjallarhorn — that’s a cute name, by the way. Remember when that stupid think broke and we all laughed?

Vikings horn: dead

I sure do.

Bjornsson will also lead all the loser Vikings fans in the Skol chant, which is the dumbest chant in all of sport. Skol!

How about, win!

Oh, wait, the Vikings can’t win shit, so they just yell Nordic crap.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. Mike K October 13, 2017

    riling up the Homeless in that Landfill. greaaaaatttt gig.

  2. PF4L October 14, 2017

    Where did they find this guy? Did they advertise to “RENT A FAN”? How much does this guy demand for an appearance…50, 60k?

    At least his former fiance can have some piece of mind knowing that he’s out of the Country and can’t beat her ass anymore.

    On a sadder note, besides his PED usage causing his roid rage involving his fiance and g/f’s. It also caused his illness of Bell’s Palsy.

    But him coming to the new Chili dome probably saves Everson Griffen a trip, he can got his PED fix delivered to him from this giant “rent a viking fan”.

    1. KILLER October 14, 2017

      Ah, the hypocrisy runs deep in this one, PF4L/Monty/Mordecai! It runs deeeeep… and thickly viscous…. and greenish like snot.