Ser Gregor Clegane Can Kiss My Ass
I’d never say that to his face, but Ser Gregor Clegane can kiss my ass. Of course, he’d probably crush my skull with his bare hands like he did Prince Oberyn’s if he heard me say that.
If you’re a Game of Thrones fan like I am, then you know I am talking about The Mountain. In real life, The Mountain is actor and strongman Thor Bjornsson.
What does Thor Bjornsson have to do with the Green Bay Packers? Well, nothing, but he apparently has something to do with the Minnesota Vikings and therefore, sucks.
Bjornsson will be on hand Sunday to blow the Gjallarhorn — that’s a cute name, by the way. Remember when that stupid think broke and we all laughed?
I sure do.
Bjornsson will also lead all the loser Vikings fans in the Skol chant, which is the dumbest chant in all of sport. Skol!
How about, win!
Oh, wait, the Vikings can’t win shit, so they just yell Nordic crap.