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Damarious Randall Has Grown Up

I mean, that’s funny, right? Green Bay Packers cornerback Damarious Randall was benched and then sent to the locker room for being a pouty dick during the Packers’ win over the Chicago Bears last week.

Pretty much an unprecedented move in the NFL.

However, Randall now says he’s grown up.

First, there was this.

“A lot of y’all was explaining, wasn’t you? It was an internal matter, and everything is handled.”

Then there was this.

“Just kind of growing up. Just being a little bit more professional.”

And finally, there was this.

“I mean, a lot of you all wrote about it like you all know everything. I mean, obviously you all must know everything so I should be asking you all what happened.”

So the fact of the matter is Damarious Randall is not a professional, based on that comment alone. He’s a punk motherfucker who isn’t going to be playing in the NFL much longer. And go ahead and curse me for my language, but I am correct.

What really sucks is the Green Bay Packers wasted a first-round draft pick on him.

The question we’ve been asking is if Randall will be in the lineup when the Packers face the Cowboys? Randall — along with another corner the Packers wasted a draft pick on, Quinten Rollins — should both be on the bench against Dallas, in our opinion.

I’d reiterate that the Packers should never have released LaDarius Gunter, but that’s done. It will maybe prove to be the dumbest move that anyone has made in the 2017 season — because now you can’t release Randall. It’s just another case of Ted Thompson holding onto guys he drafted because maybe eventually he’ll be proven right. Didn’t happen with A.J. Hawk, won’t happen with Damarious Randall.

Give me Kevin King and Josh Hawkins. I’ll even take Davon House, if he’s healthy.

Love King’s attitude because he wants to be the man. Love Hawkins’ enthusiasm because he wants to be out there. Love House’s professionalism.

Deep cornerback group? Once again, not the case. Once again, might just doom the Packers.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Mitch Anthony October 5, 2017

    Maybe y’all can tell me, what’s the trade value for this man-child? Any of y’all still think he’d be a much better fit for this organization if they moved him to safety? I mean, he played safety in college. A lot of you all was explaining it was Ted’s fault for drafting a safety to play corner, wasn’t you?

    All handled. He’s grown up now.

    1. Cheese October 5, 2017

      Haha, when Randall was drafted I cringed when they were interviewing him in the locker room. I remember thinking Rollins is much more well spoken. Too bad neither of them are worth much at all as cornerbacks.

  2. Kristofer October 5, 2017

    It should be possible to trade Randall away for Gunter. Right? Probably not a fair deal for the Panthers.

    1. PF4L October 5, 2017

      As it turns out, he plays football better than he speaks. What a little punk ass bitch. We don’t know everything Randall, but we know two things….you play football about as well as Ted drafts defense.

  3. Kato October 5, 2017

    Comparing Randall to Hawk is an insult to Hawk. At least Hawk was mostly competent at his job though unspectacular. Randall is thoroughly incompetent.

    “A lot of y’all was explaining, wasn’t you? It was an internal matter, and everything is handled.” I mean, my English is not perfect by any means but……, wow. Our educational system has failed us. I know Mexican immigrants that can put together a better sentence.

    1. PF4L October 5, 2017

      For those using the term “ya’ll.” That could be considered racist, so ya’ll better knock that shit off right quick before Ernie and Bert come in here and unleash on your asses.

      1. Kato October 5, 2017

        It wasn’t the “y’all” phrase. A lot of you all was explaining wasn’t you. Like, wtf are you saying, Damarious?

        1. PF4L October 5, 2017

          Yea, i get it. I was joking.

      2. MMTTDCSUCK October 6, 2017

        Ahhh . . . . someone’s (PF4L) wittle feelings have been hurt. He cannot let it go.

  4. Big B October 5, 2017

    That was fast.
    Kind of a turbocharged reverse Benjamin Button process. It’ll be Randall Island come Sunday.
    Poster overcome with coughing spell…….

  5. Gort October 5, 2017

    Most of us “regulars” understand that Monty hates AJ Hawk. I will concede that he was never as spectacular as his lofty draft position, but he was solid, for the vast majority of his career. Please quit comparing a whiny ass who “can’t handle the truth” (thank you Jack Nicholson) to the career tackle leader.