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Cowboys Fan Sets Self on Fire After Losing Bet

You’ll love this story. A Dallas Cowboys fan in Vero Beach, Florida did indeed set himself on fire after the Green Bay Packers’ win on Sunday.

He had a bet with his wife on the game. The loser would burn their jersey. One small problem.

He burned the jersey all right, but the idiot was wearing it.

At the hospital, deputies spoke with a couple who admitted they were watching the NFL game and agreed to burn the losing team’s jersey. However, the man decided to wear the jersey as it was burning.

A witness told Sebastian Daily, “He was set on fire after losing a bet on the Cowboys game … Skin was hanging off his arm and back.”

Isn’t that delightful?

Yes, of course there was alcohol involved.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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5 Comments

  1. PF4L October 10, 2017

    Skin was hanging off his arm and back….lol.

    Who are the two dumbest football fans in the NFL? Certainly this guy with the skin baked off his arm and back qualifies, and lest we forget that “badass” fan who got his faced sliced up like a Chucky doll, protecting an inflatable toy.

    I’d call it a tie.

  2. Kato October 10, 2017

    Football fans are some of the dumbest people out there. This is proof

    1. Cheese October 11, 2017

      Sports fans in general are pretty dumb. The crap they do over a game is maniacal. Reminds you of religion. Sports- the new religion.

  3. Howard October 11, 2017

    If his better half would have tried to extinguish the flames with some 80+ proof there would be your 2017 Darwin Award winners.

  4. Mike K October 11, 2017

    Total Zeros like this reproducing is problem in America.