You’ll love this story. A Dallas Cowboys fan in Vero Beach, Florida did indeed set himself on fire after the Green Bay Packers’ win on Sunday.
He had a bet with his wife on the game. The loser would burn their jersey. One small problem.
He burned the jersey all right, but the idiot was wearing it.
At the hospital, deputies spoke with a couple who admitted they were watching the NFL game and agreed to burn the losing team’s jersey. However, the man decided to wear the jersey as it was burning.
A witness told Sebastian Daily, “He was set on fire after losing a bet on the Cowboys game … Skin was hanging off his arm and back.”
Isn’t that delightful?
Yes, of course there was alcohol involved.