The Green Bay Packers will travel to face the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night. However, this will be no usual Sunday night, at least not for the Falcons.
They will be opening their new stadium, which for some reason Mercedes-Benz put their name on. I say “for some reason” because maybe Mercedes didn’t notice that this stadium looks like a butthole.
“The Best Or Buttholes.”
Here. Go ahead and take a look at their fancy butthole.
That’s slick. Do you think they lube it up before operation?
I’ve heard the butthole will be open on Sunday night. As Shawn pointed out in the podcast, that means this will be the first outdoor football game played in Atlanta since the Falcons played at Fulton County Stadium.
Many of the Packers have suggested that the place will likely be “rocking.” But remember, these are Falcons fans we’re talking about. Falcons fans suck.
I mean, when Samuel L. Jackson is the best celebrity fan you have to offer, you know the fanbase sucks. What’s in your butthole?