My god. Preseason football sucks, but somehow, the game between the Green Bay Packers and Washington Redskins sucked way worse than any other preseason game ever.
Usually, we like to take these opportunities to single out guys who played well.
Do you know what we have for you this week?
Did you watch the entirety of that shitshow/embarrassment/mind-numbing-mind-fuck of a game?
If you actually made it all the way through you earn a medal. And I will literally deliver on that. If you can tell me the last play of that bag of shit, find me before week 1 around Lambeau Field and I will pound shots with you. I’ll buy them.
As a caveat, if you hit on or look at my sister in the wrong way, I will kill you.
I don’t even know what the last play was because I couldn’t watch this bag of shit without getting completely lit.
You got some of that?
Keep it coming!
My god and holy shit. Seriously!
Was that not the worst game in the history of games?
I bet not even Ginger Gap Tooth could put a toothy smile on this one.
Here is the only thing I got out of this game. Aaron Rodgers isn’t immune to the criticism about not playing in the preseason, which we lay on heavily.
He suited up and he played on Saturday night. And what did he do?
This isn’t to suggest he played because we rail on him for not playing during the preseason all the time. AR will do what the hell he wants to do.
He may have just played in this game to throw us off. He may not play again the preseason.
But if he did, he’d be a bad mofo, wouldn’t he?
Because I really don’t care. AR is the man and he cannot be touched. As much as we all don’t want to risk Aaron Rodgers — Fat Mike — there’s one thing. Every defender that plays against Aaron Rodgers respects the guy.
No one is going to hit him late. No one is going to deliver a hard shot. This isn’t the regular season. No one wants to try to take this guy out.
Put him out there. Let him get his game reps. Let him throw touchdowns.
Because standing around on the sideline during preseason doesn’t do anything for anyone. QB1 out there on the field, throwing strikes, bending the defense over and pounding their ass, doing what he does… that’s what gets a team going.
Hard to find motivation when your leader is just standing around, wouldn’t you think?
And hey, we’ve got two more of these bullshit contests left. We hope Aaron Rodgers plays in the one next week.
But let’s get on to the regular season.
Are you ready?
To hell with this crap.