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Olivia Munn Still Pissed About Getting Dumped

Aaron Rodgers has been seen with a couple different ladies lately. Most recently, it was soccer player Marie Margolius. Supposedly…

More on that in a moment.

Naturally, his ex, Olivia Munn, is totally pissed off.

How do we know she’s pissed off? Well, because that’s the kind of spiteful chick she is. And also, because she says she’s not pissed off.

“Olivia couldn’t care less about Aaron dating someone new,” a source tells Us Weekly.

… says someone who is jealous and pissed off.

I mean, seriously. If you’re really not hurt or angry or jealous that your ex is dating someone else, then you say something like, “That’s cool. I’m really happy for him/her.”

And here’s something else that amuses me.

First of all, there’s really no confirmation that Rodgers is dating anyone. Only speculation. Pretty recently, he was said to be playing the field.

In fact, based on US Weekly’s crappy reporting, I am beginning to wonder if it even was Rodgers with Marie Margolius.

They were supposedly together at a restaurant in New York on Sunday night. That’s plausible. The Packers were off and Rodgers’ is a private jet kinda guy.

However, everyone notes that this supposed mystery dude that looked like Rodgers rolled in with his cap pulled way down and didn’t say much.

But here’s what fuels my doubt. This is from US again.

Rodgers ordered a bacon cheeseburger and a glass of Malbec, while Margolius enjoyed monkfish and pinot noir.

See what doesn’t work there?

Rodgers doesn’t eat dairy! In fact, in that he’s such a fan of clean living, I highly doubt he’d order a goddam bacon cheeseburger even if he did eat dairy.

Someone is trying to pull one over on us.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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6 Comments

  1. RelampagoBlanco August 16, 2017

    This is the type of investigative journalism that keeps me hooked on this site. Bravo!

  2. Empacador August 16, 2017

    Nobody would be having anything pulled over on them if this wasn’t being reporting as an earth shattering news story somehow related to football. Unless of course someone has stolen Rodgers’ identity, to which the bacon cheeseburger theory is awesome since Rodgers was just on the Sirius NFL training camp tour and talked about how he cut out dairy, etc. in the last week or so.

    1. Steph August 17, 2017

      A slice of cheddar cheese (thin) has very little lactose. Go ahead, look it up.

  3. Kato August 17, 2017

    WGAF

  4. Silky August 17, 2017

    I wondered about the cheese also.

  5. Silky August 17, 2017

    On the other hand, why would the man have his cap pulled low and ask for an inconspicuous table and why would Marie do most of the talking with the waiter? Maybe Cobbie flew with him to visit his new wife?