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I Enjoy Blair Walsh Taunting the Vikings

Preseason football, baby! Not much to like about it, except for maybe this.

Blair Walsh is a kicker. He was drafted by the stinking Minnesota Vikings in the sixth round in 2012. So clearly, if you draft a kicker, you think that kicker is going to be your kicker for a long time.

You will remember Walsh gloriously missing a 27-yard shot that would have won the game against the Seattle Seahawks in a 2016 wild card game. The Vikings, the formidable division champs that they were, lost that game.

Do you know why? Because losers fucking lose.

The Vikings released Walsh last November. It’s true that he was missing all kinds of kicks. Four extra points, in fact.

On a side note, do you know why the Vikings’ main color is purple? Because that’s the color you turn when you choke.

Walsh is on the Seattle Seahawks now. That clown show played the stink-ass Vikings in week two of the preseason. Walsh went out and nailed a 52-yard field goal.

Not bad.

What’s better is he pointed over to the Vikings and, we presume, head coach One Eye. It’s kind of like what we all say to the Minnesota Vikings everyday — fuck you, you stinking scumbags! — personified in the form of Blair Walsh.

You tell ’em, kicky!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Kato August 21, 2017

    No fanbase deserves the misery the Vikings have instilled than this fanbase. I hope this team comtinues their every 11 year curse of reaching the NFC title game every 11 years and finding some inexplicable way to lose. It is great, as was this. 2020 will be great.

    1. PF4L August 21, 2017

      So your saying Rodgers will be a viking in 2020?

      1. Kato August 21, 2017

        Hey I never said that it couldn’t be against a Rodgers led Packers squad