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Aaron Rodgers… Aw, Hell, the Media Really Sucks

We weren’t even going to mention this, simply because we’ve mentioned it on numerous occasions. Yet, the “story” was plastered all over the place today — ESPN, the Packers own site, etc.

And you know what? They all fucking suck!

Because we already KNEW this! He already SAID it! Multiple times!

And yet, some dipshit asked Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers about playing into his 40s and where he wanted to finish his career today.

You know those answers. We know those answers. Anyone who has been paying attention knows those answers.

Yes, Aaron Rodgers wants to play into his 40s. Yes, Aaron Rodgers wants to finish his career with the Packers.

This isn’t news. It isn’t a new development. It’s Aaron Rodgers answering a question he’s answered several times before, posed by an idiot.

Rodgers has always answered these questions the same way. Yes, I would like to play into my 40s and I think I can, due to the adjustments I’ve made. Yes, I would like to retire as a Packer.

But hey, HUGE story!

Only if you weren’t paying attention all of the other times Rodgers has said these exact things. And I’ve got to tell you, that’s why today’s media sucks.

No originality. Frankly, they don’t even know what qualifies as news. What I’m sure they do know is what gets clicks on their websites.

So let’s recycle a story we’ve already done. Bam!

Traffic!

What a clown show of horseshit.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. It probably won’t be the last.

And that’s why we’ve always maintained, the writers who cover the Packers are a bunch of pathetic donkeys.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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3 Comments

  1. Chad Lundberg August 3, 2017

    And you guys think you are professionals? Seriously? Who the hell are you guys to criticise ANYONE on how to write???

    1. Kato August 4, 2017

      ^this. Especially Mordecai who ironically wrote this article

  2. PF4L August 4, 2017

    “No originality. Frankly, they don’t even know what qualifies as news” – Mordecai

    New’s like…Olivia’s dog? Rodgers and Munn went out to eat? Munn’s wearing a ring, are they engaged?

    Yea, we feel yea Mordecai, those dolts don’t know what real news is like you do.