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Mike McCarthy Doesn’t Want Any of Your Manure

We find this just delightful. Some of Green Bay’s rich people, specifically those who live in Ledgeview, are banding together to fight a local farmer’s manure storage facility. One of those rich people is Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy.

There must be some metaphor here about manure and McCarthy, but we’ll leave that up to you.

What’s interesting is that, in reporting on this issue, the local papers buried McCarthy way down in the story.

What? Don’t want to be the face of anti-farming and manure storage, coach?

But let’s hear from Fat Mike on this important issue.

One of those residents is Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy, an area resident who said he worries about potential health effects associated with storing large quantities of manure.

“I don’t think this is an agricultural-residential issue,” he said Monday afternoon as he chatted with neighbors in a cul-de-sac that abuts the farm. “I’m not sure Mr. Pansier is acting in the best interest of being a good neighbor.”

Are you acting in the interest of being a good neighbor, Mike?

Or are you acting like a rich, entitled prick?

We just don’t know.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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12 Comments

  1. Pack Attack July 25, 2017

    Ur an idiot. I grew up on a farm and i cant even take it when they spread that slurry. The smell lingers for days and it is just overpowering.

  2. Kato July 25, 2017

    The residents should have been prepared for an issue like this when buying land butting up against agricultural property. The only thing they can do is try to convince the county board to decline this permit. Usually they will side with residents that could be negatively affected. Especially if they can prove that there is a possibility of health concern.

  3. GBORNBRED July 25, 2017

    Don’t you wonder how Mordecai would like it if a manure storage facility was built next door to his crib in Los Angeles? Then again, it’s quite likely that a struggling would-be screenplay writer like Mordecai can only afford to live in the valley, where he is accustomed to a most foul stench of smog on a daily basis. DAMN, THOSE RICH, ENTITLED PRICKS!

    1. MMTTDCSUCK July 26, 2017

      Obviously, you know NOTHING of the air quality in L.A., there is no foul smell of “smog” in the San Fernando Valley. Try the “Inland Empire” that is where the “Funk” is . . . Nowhere near the valley.

      1. PF4L July 26, 2017

        …layin it down…

  4. PF4L July 26, 2017

    Here’s a solution FatMike….MOVE…out of Wisconsin. The farms were here before you were, and they’ll be here long after you’re gone.

    Funny thing is he want’s changes to handle the stench of a farm, but is perfectly fine with living with the stench of highly embarrassing playoff losses, but see’s no need to change that.

    tjacks7 says:
    Jul 25, 2017 11:56 AM
    He should be used to the smell since it’s been coming off of his defense for 5 years now.

    1. Empacador July 26, 2017

      Even though he is right, as much as that pains me to say it, really, PF4L, are you trying to attract more PFT commentators of his ilk (read Vikings homer for those of you who don’t know any better) over here? LOL! Next thing you know this place will be crawling with the likes of ariani1985, contra74, crownofthehelmet, cheeseisfattening, The Phantom Stranger, pkrh8tr, Frazier28/7 plus others I’m forgetting.

      1. PF4L July 26, 2017

        I don’t even read PFT. i was linked there through a yahoo sports article on McCarthy. I don’t know any of those people you mention, but you seem familiar with them. Always remember, as Packer fans we are well armed. Except for Patriot fans, any other teams fans have nothing on us. We have assault rifles, they come at us with squirt guns, especially NFC North teams. No offence killer.

        At the end of the day, it’s a free Country if they choose to come in here. Adding some color and new blood may just be what this place needs. Let the fireworks begin.

        1. Empacador July 27, 2017

          Yeah, I know of them because literally every single Packer article there has a response by the Barney Brigade. When I saw you quoted that clown, that would be the equivalent of you quoting killer, which I don’t see you doing unless you are using his quotes against him. If having killer and dave the lions fan is bad, imagine a whole army of stupidity. To be fair, there are a couple of over zealous non realistic Packer fans over there too who probably do and say the shit they say to get a rise out of those clowns, but it makes some of the things said here look tame by comparison.

  5. KILLER July 27, 2017

    Let’s cut through the manure! (But not all of it. I don’t have time for Empacador.)

    1. Manure gonna get stored. Valuable fertilizer.
    2. Manure storage does not cause health effects as MM insinuates. That is a lie meant to distract from what is really happening and to lend false legitimacy to MM’s issue. If he is worried about any nearby fecal impacting health he should cement his bathrooms at home and go take a dump at the nearest Dunkin Donuts or Taco Bell when the need arises. After which have an unlucky lackey wipe his arse with plastic gloves, and then go take a hot shower under anti-bacterial spray. Hey, MM, how about passing a ban on any wild birds flying over your land because they may poop on your grass? The health issue premise is ridiculous. He is worried about manure in metal storage containers but fine with sheep and cows pooping as they graze on grass?
    3. All this is = NIMBY. Not In My Back Yard. They are rich and they think manure storage should be done near poor people.

    That is it folks. Just that simple.

    To put it another way: Isn’t it ironic that an asshole can’t stand to be anywhere near fecal matter?

    1. Empacador July 27, 2017

      Hey, you have moments where you aren’t a complete and total douche. Few and far between, but they exist. That being said, McCarthy does look constipated in that photo. You might be onto something!

      1. KILLER July 27, 2017

        They captured the look on his face when he tried the handle of the restroom at Dunkin Donuts and realized it is locked and he is not sure when the occupant will emerge. Should he wait or should he head off to Taco Bell?