Once in a while, the Green Bay Packers trot out some player to answer fans’ questions via their Twitter account. Thursday was one of those occasions. The victim was offensive lineman Kyle Murphy.
As we know the Packers organization to be made up of a bunch of tightly-clenched buttholes, none of the good questions ever get through. Only the most mundane crap.
Here’s an example of questions Murphy answered.
Naturally, there were some much better questions. Questions that had no chance of being selected. My personal favorite is the first one.
#askmurphy68 Would you like some pudding?
— Peter Steensen (@RememberRubley) June 15, 2017
#AskMurphy68 what's your favorite bar when you come down to inland empire
— eric mendez (@ericmendez1414) June 15, 2017
— Jim Slatter (@Jimmy_Dougie) June 15, 2017
Who put you on Rick and Morty ?#AskMurphy68
— Chris French (@TypicalOCboy) June 15, 2017
what are saturdays for? #AskMurphy68
— Marcus Meredith (@AliiMeredith) June 15, 2017