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Only the Most Mundane Questions Get Through Packers’ Twitter

Once in a while, the Green Bay Packers trot out some player to answer fans’ questions via their Twitter account. Thursday was one of those occasions. The victim was offensive lineman Kyle Murphy.

As we know the Packers organization to be made up of a bunch of tightly-clenched buttholes, none of the good questions ever get through. Only the most mundane crap.

Here’s an example of questions Murphy answered.

  • What do you like to do on your time off?
  • Favorite baseball team?
  • Have you gone fishing out on Lake Michigan?
  • Gonna grow out the beard during the season?
  • Favorite video game you’ve ever played?
  • What is your favorite color?

Naturally, there were some much better questions. Questions that had no chance of being selected. My personal favorite is the first one.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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2 Comments

  1. Najeh's laundry basket June 15, 2017

    Pudding is delicious! It’s pudding time children!

  2. Cheese June 15, 2017

    Wow, those are all some really deep questions…. This is an article why?