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This is a mad, mad, mad world we live in. It just occurred to me that former Green Bay Packers fullback and cult hero John Kuhn will be blocking for former Minnesota Vikings running back and child abuser Adrian Peterson, this season.

Among other people, of course. Both guys are on the New Orleans Saints, where we still expect Mark Ingram to be the No. 1 back.

Adrian Peterson probably doesn’t expect that, however. So, on to the shoes…

Peterson gifted Kuhn this pair of Yeezys — yes, from Kanye West’s Adidas line — this week.

Kuhn totally seems like a Yeezy guy, doesn’t he?

Anyway, these things start at $500. If you’re larger than a 13, the price goes up and top out at $1000.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!