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Brett Favre Has Still Got It, Part 572

How many times have you seen Brett Favre throw a football since he retired? Probably quite a few. Probably more times than any other retired quarterback.

How many times have you heard someone say “he’s still got it,” after Brett Favre has thrown a football in retirement?

I’ll tell you how many times. The exact same number of times as the answer to the first question.

It’s like peanut better and jelly. These two things just go together.

I would once like to see retired Brett Favre throw a duck and then hear someone say, “Awww, man. Doesn’t got it anymore.”

That would amuse me tremendously.

We’re estimating this right here is the 572nd time retired Brett Favre has thrown a football and someone has uttered the accompanying phrase.

It happened at the American Family Championship this past weekend.

We hope you enjoy knowing that Brett does indeed still got it. Because even if you don’t, some dickwagon is going to say it anyway.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Xlvordie June 28, 2017

    Brett favre……..still a cock sucker

    Still looking for some attention

    “Hey Jen..guess I’m gonna go back to the hotel and just chill..hit me up”

  2. GBORNBRED June 29, 2017

    All of you Brett Favre haters out there need to lighten up already! To say that this was the 572nd time someone has said “he’s still got it” about the old gunslinger is obviously an intentional exaggeration, but certainly an unfounded one at that. It’s not like #4 has constantly abandoned his tractor to make all that many public appearances in the days since his retirement. Get a life!

    1. Xlvordie June 29, 2017

      I’ve seen him on tv seeking attention atleast once a month

  3. Cheese June 29, 2017

    Awwwe, is someone butthurt that Favre gets more attention than them?

    1. Xlvordie June 30, 2017

      What I’m saying is that your assessment that he is not accurate, he is an attention whore.
      And your attraction to favre must be strictly homosexual in nature. Your rushing to defend him is no doubt out of love. It’s surely not based on facts.

  4. Xlvordie June 30, 2017

    He sure has a complicated drama filled life for just a good ole boy.