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Billy Joel Gave No Shits About Getting Packers Stock

Billy Joel played Lambeau Field on Saturday night. Surely, a rousing good time.

Naturally, the Green Bay Packers organization had to concoct some cutesy photo opp with Joel before the show. We already knew what that was going to be, since the doofus Mark Murphy announced that he was going to give Joel a piece of Packers’ stock shortly after the show was announced.

I mean, we’re sure that’s exactly what a guy who was born in New York, raised in New York, sings about New York and still lives in New York wanted. But logic has never deterred old Ginger Gap Tooth.

And so, here’s precisely the tepid response we all expected.

Doesn’t the look on Billy’s face say it all?

“Gee, thanks, guys…”

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Vijay Swearingen June 18, 2017

    I’m in a New York State of mind…

  2. Cheese June 18, 2017

    Wow, look how geeked out Gap Tooth and McPadlevel are and Billy Joel is just like “what the fuck am I suppose to do with this….?” “It has zero financial value and I can go to a shareholder meeting once a year? Oh I think I’m busy that day..”