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Ahman Green Allegedly Punched Daughter

Here’s the information we’ve been waiting for. The reason former Green Bay packers running back Ahman Green was arrested for child abuse is because his 15-year-old daughter claims he punched her.

According to TMZ, Green was arguing with his daughter all day about chores, something they both admitted to. Green’s anger reportedly stemmed from his daughter’s refusal to wash the dishes.

Ultimately, Green allegedly grabbed her and threw her to the ground and up against some cabinets. She claims he punched her. He admitted the physical nature of the confrontation, but says he didn’t punch her and instead “slapped her upside the head.”

The police noted her face was “swollen, slightly black and blue, and had two minor scratches.” Ahman claims the slap upside the head and her glasses caused the injury.

In other words, he’s saying he was disciplining her and it wasn’t abuse.

A neighbor called the police.

And I think we can officially say this is insane.

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.



  1. Kato June 26, 2017

    You do not really want to assume anything. But kids nowadays are little fucking brats. They want everything handed to them and dont want to work. I would not be surprised in the slightest if she is lying. If Ahman Green full on punched her she would have been knocked the fuck out Ray Rice style.

    1. Ferris June 26, 2017

      I assume Adrian Peterson beat his kid and I assume Ahman Green did too. She’s a 15 year old girl, don’t hit her asshole, what a dipshit. Now your daughter will hate you forever and I will always call you a child beater. Way to go Batman.

      1. PF4L June 26, 2017

        No one has to assume AP beat his kid, he admitted it.

        1. Ferris June 26, 2017

          Good point. I know AP beat his kid and I believe Green did too. One more thing I know…I have a teenage daughter and I will never hit her.

      2. Kato June 26, 2017

        If I didn’t do what my parents told me when I was a kid, I got my ass beat. This wasn’t some six year old, this is a 15 year old that refused to do chores all day. What does a parent do in that situation, kick her out?

        1. PF4L June 26, 2017

          Take a computer and a kids phone away for a week and she’ll be begging to do dishes, that’s like a death sentence for them. I’m thinking that might be a good 1st step. But who know’s, maybe they were past that, we don’t know.

  2. PF4L June 26, 2017

    The Star Tribune is reporting that Ahman Green called Adrian Peterson prior, seeking advice on the best way to discipline children. Looks like Adrian took his call.

  3. Bobby D June 26, 2017

    Somebody put some dreads on Tead, a tee shirt that says “fuck you I ain’t doin no dishes” and let Batman beat him to death!

  4. Skinny June 26, 2017

    Its a tough deal. I mean I feel like this stuff builds. Whats Ahman doing these days? My guess is hes home ALOT and the daughter isn’t at school during this time of the year so Ahman cant do the stuff he normally does in the house. You wouldn’t believe the kind of shit that sets you off in that situation. I remember the times when my brother moved back home from college for the summers. My parents would just see him laying on the couch for most of the day and go off, ha. Or notice a lot of food was missing. Easy to get pissed is what I’m saying, my guess is Ahman has been annoyed since school let out and he snapped a bit.

  5. NachoDan June 26, 2017

    I wonder who gets his spot on the Locker Room show?

  6. Empacador June 26, 2017

    Not condoning this at all. However, my daughter had a friend in high school whose mom was raising her on her own. (Dad died.) She was going out until all hours of the night at 15-16-17. My wife ended up befriending the mom and asked her why she let her daughter go out anytime she wanted to. The mom said when she tried to stop her, daughter threatened she would call the cops and claim mom abused/hit her. I told my daughter and wife if that was the kind of person our daughter wanted as a friend then I didn’t want her friend around our house anymore because what would stop her from accusing me of doing something to her when she stayed over. Daughter moved in with her after they graduated and found out the hard what what a manipulative and controlling bitch this “friend” actually was/is. Lasted all of 4 months before they got evicted.

    1. Empacador June 26, 2017

      Forgot to add, the mom wasn’t making it up. Our daughter confirmed the story of her friend threatening her mom with going to the cops. She was bragging to our daughter about doing it.

    2. Cheese June 27, 2017

      That’s terrible. Hope she isn’t hanging out with that piece of trash anymore. Thankfully that shit didn’t brush off onto your daughter. Birds of a feather flock together.. You roll around with pigs you’re bound to get full of mud.

  7. Kato June 27, 2017

    Empacador’s post brings up a great point. We don’t know exactly what happened. If i was a parent and teenage daughter wasn’t doing shit I would pissed too.