Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers joined Instagram yesterday. I know this because I got a press release about it.
“I’m joining Instagram. Fire up a press release!” Rodgers said to someone.
And so it happened.
The first post: AR shooting hoops in what appears to be a Zaza Pachulia jersey. Just don’t go out there and hurt an ankle, big guy.
Do you know who would be proud of this effort?
Mordi is still obssessed with Olivia. Shouldn’t you report on how well Baywatch did with his other faux gal pal that blonde bad actress Kelly give me a contract.
Olivia would be proud. What makes people think everybody is so interested in them doing boring everyday shit that they need to post all of their unexciting nonsense on the internet? Oh that’s right, the world has gone retarded. Congratulations, you shot some half ass hoops in your backyard. Good job on sitting next to your dog. Wow, you had a salad for lunch?!?! AMAZING!!
When I see that mid-range “jumper”, the words ‘gravity’ and ‘white’ come to mind.