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Aaron Rodgers Joins Instagram, Shoots Hoops

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers joined Instagram yesterday. I know this because I got a press release about it.

“I’m joining Instagram. Fire up a press release!” Rodgers said to someone.

And so it happened.

The first post: AR shooting hoops in what appears to be a Zaza Pachulia jersey. Just don’t go out there and hurt an ankle, big guy.

Do you know who would be proud of this effort?

Olivia Munn.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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3 Comments

  1. Kaitlynn Jenner June 2, 2017

    Mordi is still obssessed with Olivia. Shouldn’t you report on how well Baywatch did with his other faux gal pal that blonde bad actress Kelly give me a contract.

  2. Cheese June 2, 2017

    Olivia would be proud. What makes people think everybody is so interested in them doing boring everyday shit that they need to post all of their unexciting nonsense on the internet? Oh that’s right, the world has gone retarded. Congratulations, you shot some half ass hoops in your backyard. Good job on sitting next to your dog. Wow, you had a salad for lunch?!?! AMAZING!!

  3. Savage57 June 3, 2017

    When I see that mid-range “jumper”, the words ‘gravity’ and ‘white’ come to mind.