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Martellus Bennett Has A New Short Film

Green Bay Packers tight end Martellus Bennett — a man of many pursuits — just posted a new short film.

And by short, I mean less than a minute. It’s called Marty In Da Burbs and Bennett is in the film.

Despite being short — real short — it nonetheless manages to convey a message. Almost something akin to Get Out

A breath of fresh air, that guy. I still can’t believe the Green Bay Packers — being the uptight, fuddy-duddy organization they are — signed him.

Mark Murphy’s butthole must clench tighter than it already is every time¬†someone mentions Bennett’s name.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. Empacador May 29, 2017

    I’m looking forward to Marty being here, especially after watching that film. The hive minds at jsonline and packers.com will lose their shit if he starts echoing what has been said here for years.

  2. Cheese May 29, 2017

    “It was my ancestors, it wasn’t me!”

    Not sure if that’s some reference to a haunted ghost story, or slavery lol. Bennett is definitely one of a kind.