So Long CUTTY!, You Sweet Prince
The reign of greatness on the football field is officially over for our main man CUTTY! You have left us too soon, sweet prince.
Cuts is hanging up his sure-fire Hall of Fame cleats to wow and amaze us in the broadcast booth.
NEWS. It's official. Jay Cutler has been hired by @nflonfox . Will join Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis in the booth this season.
— Peter Schrager (@PSchrags) May 5, 2017
While it is joyous news that will get treated to old Cuts McGuts in the Fox broadcast booth — that is the network’s No. 2 team behind Buck and Aikman — we are saddened that CUTTY! will no longer be apathetically slinging passes to Green Bay Packers’ defenders.
This was all put into motion when the Chicago Bears ignorantly released the greatest passer in their history back in March. They then went and signed former Tampa Bay backup QB Pants Pooper. Then they needlessly traded away some picks to move up one spot in the draft to select another quarterback who is a Packers fan.
The Bears are now the Browns.
That aside, for reasons that can only be described as inexplicable to us, no other team signed CUTTY! as a free agent. Surely, they will regret the day that they passed on The Cutster.
But now is not a time for blame.
Now is a time to remember the all-time great that was Jay Christopher Cutler, our man, CUTTY!