Sure, lots of questions remain after the announcement that Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn have broken up.
Who initiated the breakup?
Will he get back together with his family?
Was she just a beard?
Was it really amicable as the statement said?
Will Rodgers return to his pre-Munn MVP form for a full (and not just half) season?
Is this why Rodgers appeared to be getting drunk in Phoenix last weekend?
If Rodgers struggles again, who will people blame now that the succubus is gone?
Some of this we may never know, but here’s the most important question.
Who gets the dogs?
Because as you can see there — yeah, they have their own Instagram accounts — those dogs are not named Frankie Munn and Chance Munn. They are named Frankie Rodgers and Chance Rodgers.
Somebody must have been pretty sure this was turning out in marriage.
Aaron and Olivia spent very little actual time together (beards are for photo opp.s, not quality time or, God forbid, sex). Not sure if the dogs were at his place or her place but, wherever they were I’m sure that is where they are now and will be in the future.
Mordecai have you ever had a girlfriend? I don’t expect you to answer
Is chance any good at finding birds? Maybe I’ll take him.
It’s probably safe to assume the first time you shot over that dog, it would piss and shit itself before bolting, never to be seen again.
I’ll take our two black Labs any day of the week over those lap dogs.