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Oh, My, God, DON’T WORK IT OUT!

I know some of you are tired of hearing about this, but look, here’s the reality. Aaron Rodgers, quarterback of the Green Bay Packers — QB1, motherfucker! — has chosen to make himself a celebrity.

That’s a fact.

So until the day we don’t give a shit about QB1 (never), we will continue to follow his every move, which he has made decidedly public.

Our boy dumped that succubus Olivia Munn at some point, probably months ago, but this was just reported a week or so ago.

Well, if you were certifiably giddy about that news, as we were, you’ll be equally pained about this. Munn hopes to work it out.

Yup…

“She is devastated,” says a friend. “She hopes they can work things out and get back together.”

Don’t do it, man!

Stay single, be gay, choose any alternative to getting back together with that broad!

The 2017 season depends on it!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. chiller April 14, 2017

    Get fucked

  2. Doc April 15, 2017

    Go back to her Aaron. Take that spirited young actress and make her your own. Live, live for me.