You probably don’t remember Andrew Quarless AKA God’s Gifts for anything he did on the football field. You probably remember him for waving a gun around like he was Walter Sobchak.
Or maybe for his dumbass arm tattoos that read Gods Gift, the very reason we all refer to him only as God’s Gifts.
For reasons unbeknownst to us, former Virginia Tech tight end Bucky Hodges has the exact same stupid tattoos in the exact same stupid place.
The Minnesota Vikings must have been confused by this. We all know they’re all over ex-Packers as soon as Green Bay throws any player on the scrap heap.
Surely, the Vikings must think they’re getting the greatness that was God’s Gifts or at least a reasonable facsimile. They chose Hodges in the sixth round on Saturday.
Let’s hope the God’s Gifts II era in Minnesota isn’t as successful as the God’s Gifts era was in Green Bay.