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The Bears’ New Quarterback Loves The Packers

Boy, are the Chicago Bears a bunch of dipshits.

They had the No. 3 pick in the NFL Draft. They traded up — with the San Francisco 49ers — to the No. 2 pick, handing over their first-rounder, a third- and fourth-rounder, plus a third-rounder in 2018. To move up one spot…

And then they selected North Carolina quarterback Mitchell Trubisky, a guy who had 13 career college starts.

Yeah, remember, the Bears decided to pay up $15 million annually to a guy who looks like this to play quarterback for them in free agency.

Mike Glennon

Mike Glennon is pooping his pants right there.

As for Trubisky, who knows what he’ll turn into. What we do know is he should probably delete these tweets, which we grabbed screenshots of just in case he does…

Mitchell Trubisky loves the Packers Mitchell Trubisky loves the Packers

Mitchell Trubisky is already the greatest Bears quarterback since the legendary Jay Cutler.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Ferris April 27, 2017

    I guess they thought SF was taking him. Move up one spot and cost you 3 picks. This is one of the biggest bonehead draft moves ever. Makes Teddy look good. The Glennon thing is almost as bad. GB should win the Division for the next 7 years. Too bad that’s good enough for Teddy, they should be winning rings.

  2. KILLER April 28, 2017

    He loves the Packers?

    Gosh. That IS really damning.

  3. Jschizl April 28, 2017

    Even a clock that is broken is right twice a day. If he is a packers fan he isnt completely a turd.