One of the things that I really enjoy about the Green Bay Packers signing Martellus Bennett is that, not only is he an upgrade in the passing game over Jared Cook, but he can also beat some ass.
And first, no offense to Jared Cook. That’s the type of player the Packers have needed for a long time.
They just have a better version of him now.
None of the Packers’ tight ends have been able to block for shit since… I don’t know.
The Toolbox, Eddie West?
Richard Rodgers — total garbage. Jermichael Finley — couldn’t care less. Stinky Chumm-ra — well, maybe, but 18-year-olds, Dude.
What I’m saying is the Packers have an actual tight end who can block and who blocks well for the first time since at least the 90s.
There’s our boy Marty telling Chandler Jones — a Pro Bowler, a guy who just got $53 million guaranteed — to go fuck himself.
And look, that’s one play.
Maybe Martellus Bennett gets blown up from time to time.
We all do. But I like a guy who gives a shit, takes pride in his craft, works to refine every aspect of it and does his best when he’s tested.
You want some of me? Well, fine. You best bring your A game and let the best man win.
Those are the traits of a bad motherfucker.