And Here’s Jay Cutler’s Ass
Our main man Cutty! is on vacation. Unfortunately, there’s a possibility that might turn out to be a permanent vacation, since the idiot Chicago Bears released the greatness that is Cutty! and our hero has yet to find a new team.
Personally, I think he should just sign a one-day contract and retire as a member of the Green Bay Packers, since he has brought us so many golden moments.
But before he gets around to that, here’s his ass on the aforementioned vacation.
You probably tried to stop yourself from looking, but how could you? That is the ass of the fourth-greatest quarterback in Packers’ history. No offense to you, Majik Man.
And just in case you were wondering, here’s what Cutty!’s wife, Kristin Cavallari is looking like these days.