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And Here’s Jay Cutler’s Ass

Our main man Cutty! is on vacation. Unfortunately, there’s a possibility that might turn out to be a permanent vacation, since the idiot Chicago Bears released the greatness that is Cutty! and our hero has yet to find a new team.

Personally, I think he should just sign a one-day contract and retire as a member of the Green Bay Packers, since he has brought us so many golden moments.

But before he gets around to that, here’s his ass on the aforementioned vacation.

You probably tried to stop yourself from looking, but how could you? That is the ass of the fourth-greatest quarterback in Packers’ history. No offense to you, Majik Man.

And just in case you were wondering, here’s what Cutty!’s wife, Kristin Cavallari is looking like these days.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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8 Comments

  1. PF4L March 28, 2017

    I think we were all wondering…Hey, when is mordecai going to start posting naked mens asses on totalpackers?

    Wonder no longer.

    1. Kato March 28, 2017

      LOL

  2. Cheese March 28, 2017

    “Personally, I think he should just sign a one-day contract and retire as a member of the Green Bay Packers, since he has brought us so many golden moments.”

    – Nice. Either that or hopefully the Vikings try to pick him up after he retires from Green Bay. You know how Minnesota likes to pick out of our garbage can.

  3. John d. March 28, 2017

    Trade Hundley for a draft pick and sign Jay to back up AR. AR and Jay are said to be friends. PF4L… Funny!!

  4. KILLER March 29, 2017

    A new low for this web site.

    1. PF4L March 29, 2017

      It’s the 2nd lowest.

      When did you first start posting here?

  5. KILLER March 29, 2017

    Aaron Rodgers has already printed it out and added it to his porn collection.

    1. PF4L March 29, 2017

      How come i can picture your mother kneeling behind cutler… vigorously tossing his salad for $5.

      No judgements, everyone needs to make a living amirite.