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Giants Would Have Beaten Patriots, Except, Packers

I feel like this is something one douchebag billionaire says to another douchebag billionaire on a regular basis.

“Hey, you would have done really well at this, if only you had the chance.”

Because douchebag billionaires have small penises. Their egos need to be built up. That’s why they drive yellow Porsches.

The New York Giants were only two games and three wins short of the Super Bowl, where they theoretically would have beaten the New England Patriots.

Why were they two games and three wins short of that game? Because, as you well know, they got thrashed by the Green Bay Packers in the Wild Card round.

The score of that game was 38-13.

It was 38-13, Bob!

The Cowboys may have beaten you. The Seahawks might have beaten you. The Falcons should have beaten you. The Packers… well, no. Not with Damarious Randall and that secondary…

The New York Giants, as the Packers demonstrated, had no business getting out of the Wild Card round, much less beating anyone in a Super Bowl they had no business even thinking about being in.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. Cheese March 28, 2017

    Just like how the Jets would have beat the Packers in SB45 if they hadn’t lost to the Steelers first.

  2. Deepsky March 29, 2017

    I still think the Packers only lost to the Falcons because Rodgers was sick.

    1. Cheese March 29, 2017

      “The Falcons didn’t beat us, we beat ourselves.” ****