Giants Would Have Beaten Patriots, Except, Packers

I feel like this is something one douchebag billionaire says to another douchebag billionaire on a regular basis.

Giants co-owner Steve Tisch said that after the Super Bowl, Patriots owner Robert Kraft told him "You guys would have beat us."

— Ralph Vacchiano (@RVacchianoSNY) March 27, 2017

“Hey, you would have done really well at this, if only you had the chance.”

Because douchebag billionaires have small penises. Their egos need to be built up. That’s why they drive yellow Porsches.

The New York Giants were only two games and three wins short of the Super Bowl, where they theoretically would have beaten the New England Patriots.

Why were they two games and three wins short of that game? Because, as you well know, they got thrashed by the Green Bay Packers in the Wild Card round.

The score of that game was 38-13.

It was 38-13, Bob!

The Cowboys may have beaten you. The Seahawks might have beaten you. The Falcons should have beaten you. The Packers… well, no. Not with Damarious Randall and that secondary…

The New York Giants, as the Packers demonstrated, had no business getting out of the Wild Card round, much less beating anyone in a Super Bowl they had no business even thinking about being in.