Hey, as Shawn said on the podcast — and I am paraphrasing — good luck winning games! That’s what we said to guard T.J. Lang when he went home and signed with the Lombardi-trophy-less Detroit Lions.
The Detroit Lions…
I’m just going to leave all of those extra Hs in there because who gives a rat’s ass?! The Detroit Lions! Look, I’m sorry you’re from Detroit to begin with, but you go home, young man!
The only good things to come out of Detroit were Motown, Madonna, Rodriguez, Kate Upton’s tits and the Wings. So fuck you, T.J. Lang!
We ain’t gonna miss you.
Neither is Aaron Rodgers, but those guys were boys. And so…
Not saying Lang wasn’t a good player. He was.
He was a warrior. Went out there even when he was injured and played like a goddam boss.
Like AR, we will always have a soft spot in our heart for T.J. Lang.
But he’s a Lion now.
Enjoy losing to your former team twice a year for eternity, motherfucker!