Nick Perry is Afraid of Onions

Get this guy a new contract already, so he can hire someone to cut his onions for him.

Yes, that’s Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Nick Perry wearing some frickin’ Jackie O glasses to cut a damn onion. Do those really stop your eyes from watering? I have no idea, but there are actually glasses designed to do just that.

While we give Perry credit for cooking, he should learn how to hold a knife.

Where’s Bourdain when you need him?

This is how a real man cuts onions pic.twitter.com/anu1kq4Uqh

— Nick Perry (@NickTheGreat8) February 19, 2017