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Nick Perry is Afraid of Onions

Get this guy a new contract already, so he can hire someone to cut his onions for him.

Yes, that’s Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Nick Perry wearing some frickin’ Jackie O glasses to cut a damn onion. Do those really stop your eyes from watering? I have no idea, but there are actually glasses designed to do just that.

While we give Perry credit for cooking, he should learn how to hold a knife.

Where’s Bourdain when you need him?

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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