Blake Martinez wasn’t as quite as impactful as what we had all hoped for in his rookie season with the Green Bay Packers. Fortunately for him, he still gets paid like an NFL player.
And that means he can buy himself a phat-ass new ride.
A matte-black Tesla, in fact.
This appears to be the Model S. Those start at $68, 000.
We’d give you the specs, but there are more than 15 variations of this model. The important thing is you plug it in, but it still goes fast.
If you see one of these rolling around Tucson, you can probably bet Blake Martinez is inside..