Yeah, Russell Westbrook Did the Belt

You know what? The Milwaukee Bucks are pretty damn entertaining this year. Their record may not show it, but I would let Giannis Antetokounmpo plow my sister.

He’s fucking legit!

You know who else is legit? Russell Westbrook — one-man team.

Cannot plow my sister though. Nobody from fucking Oklahoma gets that honor.

Anyway, Russell’s Thunder played Giannis’ Bucks Monday night. Russ knew where he was.

Hit a three, whipped out the Belt. The Aaron Rodgers’ Belt.

Know what else?

Bucks 98, Thunder 94. Giannis 26, 10 and 5.

Suck it, Gris.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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Celtics > Packers January 3, 2017

I’m from New England, where we have a REAL basketball team, and I have the privilege of watching the Boston Celtics every year. They are the greatest franchise in basketball history and are a better franchise than the Green Bay Packers. THEY are a good team. The Bucks fucking suck. The Greek Freak won’t help the Bucks win anything of substance because they are a perpetually losing franchise, like every other pro team in Wisconsin outside of the Packers. All you guys know is football, so stick to that. Leave the basketball talk to Boston, LA, Chicago and San Antonio to name a few.

Lol, the fucking Bucks. What a joke. Just like the state of Wisconsin. Keep dreaming of an NBA Championship. You’ll never get another one. Fucking losers.
Pack Attack January 3, 2017

Can get a pic of this sister of yours?