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Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Doesn’t Know Who He Plays For

That’s the only thing I can think of to explain this. Safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was asked what the Green Bay Packers need to do moving forward.

His response was laughable.

“We’ve just got to continue playing ball, continue winning on third down and continue having fun and we’ll be fine,” he said.

Now, we’ve talked about Clinton-Dix’s lack of awareness on the football field. Apparently, he’s totally unaware off it too.

It’s the “continue winning on third down” part of that statement that shows just how clueless he is. Part of the problem for the Packers in 2016 was that they didn’t win on third down often enough.

The Packers’ defense allowed the opposition to convert on 41.2 percent of their third down tries. That ranked them 24th in the league.

So if the Packers keep doing what they did in 2016 defensively, we’ll be in for another long and frustrating season.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Squeezy January 30, 2017

    Dude is a goddamn Alabama window licker. He makes me pine for Atari Bigby!

  2. Kato January 30, 2017


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  4. Empacador January 30, 2017

    So that beat down at the hands of the Falcons was “having fun ” out there? Cue the Benny Hill clown music/Keystone cops highlights when reviewing the Packer defense. Watch your own guys take one another out of plays or not be within the same zip code as their responsibilities Ha Ha, including you being late to the party on numerous occasions. As long as you guys are having fun out there, it’s all good. Am I rite?

  5. Packers fan February 1, 2017

    Dix is my favorite defensive back. He is a beast!