We weren’t quick to dismiss these Detroit Lions, but let’s be honest. They are the Detroit Lions and we are the Green Bay Packers.
The Green Bay Fucking Packers!
It looked like we were going to lay down or go away or whatever other unthinkable thing during the first half of this game, which closed with the Lions up 14-10.
But not on this roll, not on this streak, right?
Not this motherfucking offense.
While the Green Bay Packers’ defense continued its complete shitdickery — and we’ll never win a championship with this clown show — the offense and Aaron Rodgers showed up in the second half.
They showed up with 21 points. They showed up with two Davante Adams’ touchdowns. They showed up with Geronimo MF’ing Allison.
Aaron Rodgers was 27-of-39 for 300 yards, four touchdowns and nary a pick.
Did our boy stake his claim to the MVP?
We really don’t care. The last time a regular season MVP won a Super Bowl was longer than I can remember.
I HOPE that turd Matt Ryan wins the MVP. We all know the Atlanta Falcons aren’t going anywhere in the playoffs.
I hope Rodgers doesn’t get shit and then what will happen? His fragile ego will be bruised and he’ll go out there and torch everyone in the playoffs.
So let’s bring it on.
We’re division champs again.
Who gives a shit?!?!?!
Only Mark Murphy, that Alfred E. Neuman-looking status quo-loving fuck.
The division is nice, but we don’t raise banners for shit like that. The Vikings do.
This is about the playoffs. We’re in and as the No. 4 seed, we’ll get a game at home.
Another one and done won’t suffice though, will it?