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In Case You Needed A Reminder of How Douchey Cowboys Fans Are…

The Dallas Cowboys themselves have just given us one.

Perhaps the Cowboys don’t understand the irony of this post. Perhaps they are unaware that MOST of their fans are stupid bandwagon jumping fans who know jack shit about football.

Now, we didn’t say all, but as a whole, Cowboys fans suck.

If you were to add up all of the suckitude and douchebaggery of NFL fans, you would no doubt come away with a ranking that looks like this.

  1. Vikings fans
  2. Vikings fans
  3. Seahawks fans
  4. Cowboys fans
  5. Eagles fans

And lastly, just let me point out this little nugget for you.


Enough said.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!


1 Comment

  1. Putin's Orange Puppet January 11, 2017

    It is pretty funny… if you have a sense of humor. Which Mordecai does not.

    There are, historically, a ton of bandwagon jumpers that root for the Cowboys. In the bandwagon category they are the only team that exceeds the Packer base for percentage of bandwagon jumpers.

    Now, some of that is to the credit of the Packers and Cowboys. Any team with success will have bandwagon jumpers. Teams like the Bills and Browns and Jaguars are 100% pure bandwagoner free. But, is it worth the cost?

    The Cowboys have been historically very arrogant and belligerent in an obvious sort of way. The Packers have been a little more devious, acting like they are morally better and more deserving of winning (despite the cheating and criminal acts of the team). Both bases of fans and organizations have, for the most part, conducted themselves poorly in success.

    This somewhat self-effacing humor above combined with the welcoming arms, though it will not make me a fan of the Cowboys, does tip the scales so I will root for them against the holier-than-thou yet dysfunctional in an ugly way Packers.

    Humor Mordecai. Get a sense of it and have a few chuckles. You’ll live longer.

    Fly, Falcons, Fly!!!