Ah, Good, Sickness Has Infested the Packers

Maybe the Green Bay Packers are just playing possum. Although what good would that really do?

Maybe the Atlanta Falcons will be overconfident like the Dallas Cowboys were last week.

Regardless, in addition to their laundry list of injuries, a number of guys on the Green Bay Packers are also sick.

Aaron Rodgers is sick. "Rest, fluids, all that stuff. We'll be OK. Jordy had it. Mason had it. I got it. We'll deal with it."

— Jason Wilde (@jasonjwilde) January 20, 2017

No word on whether it’s cold or flu.

Personally, I just think Rodgers is setting everyone up for a Michael Jordan 1997 Finals game 5-like situation.

That would be something, wouldn’t it?

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7 Comments

NachoDan January 20, 2017

Jordan was the first thing I thought of when I heard the news.
PF4L January 20, 2017

McCarthy kept Jordy home one day so it wouldn’t spread around….2late
PF4L January 20, 2017

This is Gods way of saying….ok Packers, Aaron and i have brought you far enough.
Howard January 20, 2017

Funny but some of us think God has brought the Packers this far so they can witness a final Packer Super Bowl. It is strange how some peoples real life experiences influence their view on certain things.
KILLER January 20, 2017

They are just trying to set up an excuse to deceive and comfort if they lose to the Falcons. They will pretend they would have won if not for the sickness. They won’t even mention it though. They won’t have to. They know they will have planted the seed, pre-planted it, so it will take root and grown in the self-deceptive minds of the fans.
Kato January 20, 2017

Goddamnit Jordy. Now look at what you have done
MJ January 20, 2017

As long as it is not the zombie virus…