Type to search

Packers will Not Be Seeing Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson appears to have given up his playoff dream.

Peterson specifically returned last week from a torn meniscus to help the Vikings make a playoff push. His return now looks like it will last all of one game.

The Vikings dropped last week’s game at home by a final of 34-6 to the Indianapolis Colts. Peterson ran six times for 22 yards. That was actually an improvement on his previous production.

On the season, Peterson has just 72 yards on 37 carries, a 1.9 average per rush.

Peterson’s absence is officially the result of knee and groin injuries.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Kato December 23, 2016

    What a PUSSY! SKOL!

  2. Squeezy December 23, 2016

    Now that your career is done, quit beating your kids and start taking care of them.

  3. PF4L December 23, 2016

    Petersons absence is officially the result of the vikings being eliminated from the playoffs. Lets keep this 100.

    Adrian…know when to say when. You can’t even average 2 yards a carry anymore, or hold onto the football. You’re not playing anymore? That’s a real shocker.

    Time to retire, inseminate a few more club ho’s, piss away some more money.

    I’d imagine the next time we read a story about you, it will be that you are jailed because you cant keep up child support payments to 6 of your child’s baby mama’s.

  4. MMK December 23, 2016

    As a packers fan I hope those pieces of shit hold onto him for another 3 seasons, forever chasing the fantasy of a healthy and productive AP.

    1. PF4L December 23, 2016

      Usually i’d agree with you. Like how the bears keep paying cutler for the QB they think he COULD be…lmao.

      But this POS, this sad excuse of a human being, can clean out his locker, take all his PED’s, and leave the league, i just can’t even stand looking at him.

      1. Dennis December 23, 2016

        I was hoping that he could have brought up his YPC. What a bummer. LMAO

  5. packnutt December 23, 2016

    Where’s Killer?

    1. PF4L December 23, 2016

      Inpatient therapy treatment on suicide watch. But he told me to tell all you guys, they don’t let him have internet access. But he said he was going to try breaking into the nurses station and logging on.

      1. Kato December 23, 2016


    2. MMK December 24, 2016

      He noticed that of the 100 trains that run by his house, 55 show up on even minutes and 45 show up on odd, so he’s making a log and preparing a 24 paragraph post for us. Autism, you see, is a constant battle.

  6. PF4L December 23, 2016


    Neither will most of his kids.