Oh My God, the Vikings Color Rush Uniforms…
It’s true. I did not watch the Minnesota Vikings play the Dallas Cowboys on Thursday Night Football. I do not watch sub-standard teams play football, unless that sub-standard team is the Green Bay Packers.
So I just now was reminded that the dicks at the NFL are still forcing that Color Rush uniform nonsense on us. And oh my god, what a goddam atrocity the Minnesota Vikings uniforms were.
It’s bad enough that these clowns wear purple to begin with, isn’t it? You’ve heard the jokes.
Why are the Vikings’ uniforms purple? Because they always choke!
Anyway, these are so Minnesota Vikings aren’t they? Literally the worst uniform I have probably ever seen in my life, just like the Vikings are the worst organization in all of sports.
By the way, the Vikings lost, just as we predicted and now the Green Bay Packers control their destiny when it comes to Minnesota.