Nothing says look at me like the big check.
“Hey, that guy is giving someone a really big check. He must be real important!”
The big check only exists for photo opps. And yes, I have confirmed that you can actually cash a big check — you can literally cash a dirty sock so long as it has the same information contained on the actual check in your checkbook.
I confirmed that by actually doing it.
But look, the big check!!!!
Who’s handing out big checks this week?
Our boy, Aaron Rodgers!
And we could give two shits what he’s handing out a big check for because LOOK AT THAT BIG FUCKING CHECK!
Back in journalism school they always told us to stay away from the grip-and-grin and the big check. If you went to J-school, you know what I’m talking about.
But how can you possibly stay away from Aaron Rodgers and a big check?
You can’t!
This is proof. But screw the Packers for manipulating us like this.