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Chicago Bears Made Stupid Star Wars Parody About Packers

The Chicago Bears have really outdone themselves this time. They whipped out this stupid Star Wars parody that is supposed to signify their rivalry with the Green Bay Packers.

The Bears are a couple of X-wing Fighters. The Packers are dumbass cheesehead, which we assume is meant to represent a Star Destroyer.

Guess who is victorious…

Prepare to feel dumber.

Who wants to bet Brian Urlacher volunteered to contribute some pew-pew laser noises to this?

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. KG December 16, 2016

    That’s actually pretty fucking funny…. bears are still going to lose though

    1. icebowl December 17, 2016

      Though the only epic that Chicago can provide is supplying perfect old time NFC North weather (for the real teams that play outdoors)…Gametime temp forecast to be well below zero w windchill….
      I’ll be at Soldiers Field – endzone – Section 152… Gonna be great !

  2. gort December 16, 2016

    It is quite entertaining and love the high quality attempt to hide the fishing line. Nicely done.