What was Olivia Munn thankful for on Thanksgiving? Why, her meal ticket, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, of course!
https://twitter.com/oliviamunn/status/801995647054442497
Awwwwww, isn’t that sweet?
Naturally, not all Packers fans — in fact, most that bothered to reply to her — didn’t think it was so sweet. Since he started dating Munn in 2014, Rodgers’ skills have seemingly deteriorated. The Packers’ fortunes have certainly deteriorated.
Some people think Munn is a succubus and the reason for these wayward fortunes. There’s also been speculation that Munn is the reason for Rodgers’ split from his family and friends.
And so some fans let her know about it on Thanksgiving.
https://twitter.com/sugashayne3/status/801995796325482497
https://twitter.com/DanFromDelco/status/801995879045595136
https://twitter.com/bgreena/status/801997276159901696
https://twitter.com/82packfan/status/801996115285577728
did Aaron talk to his parents today or did you not allow it?
— Seth Frye (@frye_seth) November 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/rtre816/status/801996695634608128
https://twitter.com/rayconlon/status/802012324584243200
@HellerSports @AaronRodgers12 congrats on being his beard.
— I494 TK (@TKDriver09) November 25, 2016
Here’s my personal favorite…
https://twitter.com/bellacicco_50/status/802386524268466177
Mickey from Rocky always said women weaken the knees!
— Jeff (@flashner08) November 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheLittleFoxes1/status/802185167926390784
https://twitter.com/sarah2137h/status/802124815326908417
That’s right! No NFL player should ever be allowed to have a wife or a girlfriend from now on! New NFL policy I say!
I will never understand what he sees in that woman. He seems too smart to get sucker in by her. Maybe those Japanese potatoes will help with her brain and turn her into someone nice..
Keep up the award winning article’s Mordi, see ya at the awards show.
^^^^^ !!!!!!!
Thanks for the laughs PF4L- only reason i took this clickbait was to check out your comment….
This belongs on Totalshit.com..
Next thing you’ll say is if Aaron just wanted someone to suck his dick, why wouldn’t he just call Ted?
At least she’s got her own name and fame whereas Clay Matthews’ WAG leeches of his name. Clay’s playing had diminished since he dated that old hag and knocked her up. Then he was forced to marry her to protect his image.
Youch!
In related news…..
GETALIFE magazine reported that an anonymous source describing Rodgers family problems, stems from Jordan Rodgers being so emotionally distraught over the fact he can no longer go to the NFL Honors awards show, and the ESPYS with Aaron that he has been in therapy since 2014 and the family is very disgusted with Aaron’s choice of taking Olivia instead of the youngest son and baby of the family..
An anonymous family source indicted that Aaron’s older brother and parents had to sit by Jordans bedside nightly as he cried himself to sleep. This source also indicted they will have nothing to do with Aaron until he makes it up to Jordan by taking him to the ESPY’S and Chuckee Cheese.
OK, here is the deal=
Olivia is a low-minded fame hound and, if you want to deprecate her for that, go ahead.
However, she is not to blame for Aaron’s QB struggles. No matter what Rocky’s coach says. Now, he was not inaccurate. But the quote refers not to the presence of a female but, specifically, to sex. So sex would need to take place.
Olivia is, in fact, a beard to Aaron. There is even a contract. She helps Aaron look a certain way and a “relationship” with him keeps her relevant. She is an average or less actor with slightly above average looks (though spectacular looks to a Packer fan — all is relative). There are possibly 100,000 women in the L.A. area who have a better combination of looks and acting skills than her. But she has Aaron and that gives her career steam.
Think about it:
Right when Aaron’s homosexuality became pretty obvious, BAM, Olivia relationship to counteract. Then private Aaron takes her to all sorts of public events — all part of the contract they each signed. A relationship arranged by their agents. Then she consciously tries to cause controversy and attention with all these are they or are they not engaged rumors and counter-rumors. Gets them the attention they wanted from their contract and also causes people to wonder about if marriage will occur instead of whether or not they are even in an actual relationship.
Think about it? Ever seen them kiss even? On the lips?
So, to recap: She is a bitch, she is a beard, she is not the reason he will not talk to anyone in his family and has banned his family from Green Bay, and she is not the reason for his bad play.
The thing about his family, by the way:
You cannot choose your family. Anyone can have a bad family member. But think. Think! He has ostracized, cold-shouldered, refused to talk to, and banned his Mom, his Dad, his brother, AND his OTHER brother ALL at the same time. And all his friends from CA and he would not go to his Grandfather’s funeral. I ask you this: Did they all of them all at the same time cross the line, go too far, and transgress in some irrevocable way all of them at the same time?!?!
Or… is it Aaron? Occam’s razor, friends. Occam’s razor.
That’s a very nice novel Nancy.
Now tell us more about a viking team losing it’s last 5 of 6 games. Maybe even a prediction of the Cowboy/viking game.
I’m assuming this is still a football blog. Not a gathering place for lonely women who live off internet gossip.
I’m sure glad all these fucking chuckleheads take it upon themselves to choose who a grown ass man can spend his time with. If Aaron cant handle being in a relationship how the fuck is that Olivia’s fault? Anonymous keyboard cowboys are full of win and great ideas when they can hide behind TMZ – packer’s edition or swim in the cesspool that is twitter and talk to Munn like they’d never have the balls to talk to their own wives, sisters, and daughters. Fuck their stupid bullying and abrasive hair-brained theories. Fuck the homophobic shit.
The blogging generation is part of the problem.
Preach it brother….but post it under your regular name.
Congrats. You’ve won the comments section for this article.
I’ve never won. Because it’s rigged and i’ve been blacklisted by upper management!!
I release a breaking story from GETALIFE magazine and i don’t win?
“Eat a …..”
There’s a contract? Can someone leak that? I think she’s nice and they seem to like each other. How much does she get paid for being a beard? I always thought that ass whack on Matthews was a lot more than the old player buddy slap.
I blame the 2 pups
Say it with me:
Aaron Rodgers is an asshole with bad taste in women who doesn’t see family as a priority.
Was that so hard? He’s not the first guy to choose fame and a hot piece of ass over things that actually matter. Quit blaming her, he’s a big boy.
THANK YOU ..
….for instilling some sense into the horror of this…
Say it with me:
Aaron Rodgers is a 2 time MVP and SB winning MVP. Packer Nation should be grateful we have him.
Was that so hard? Sal’s not the 1st person here who wants to tell Rodgers what hot piece of ass he should, or shouldn’t be fucking. Sal is right though, Rodgers is a big boy, which explains why Rodgers doesn’t give a fuck what Sal, or anyone like him, thinks about his woman.
I think it’s shitty of him to shut his family out of his life, but jesus, it is none of your business to be talking shit to Olivia Munn. How many of you would say this to her face without liquid courage?