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At Least You’re Not Former Viking Blair Walsh

Things are bad for the Green Bay Packers right now. If you’re a Packers fan maybe the only thing you can take solace in is the fact that the Minnesota Vikings have lost four in a row, one more than the Packers.

Also, the fact that you’re not former Vikings kicker Blair Walsh.

The Vikings released Walsh on Tuesday. You’ll remember Walsh from this all-time great Vikings moment. It occurred during last season’s playoffs, a one-and-done performance for the Queens.

That was from 28 yards out. It was also for the win.

Walsh was 12-for-16 on his field goal attempts this season and while that may not look so bad, his four missed extra points do.

The best part about all of this was the aftermath, though. This aftermath right here.

And finally, this right here. Can’t wait!

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Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.

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  1. Zwoeger November 16, 2016

    Reasonable guy that last one exept for being a Jikes fan of course.

    Does know there culture and has not the illusion that happening in the SB understanding they do’nt reach the SB coming decades.

    1. Zwoeger November 16, 2016

      their

  2. PF4L November 16, 2016

    Notice how the Queen of trolls hasn’t been in here lately? Sure, she comes in a little, but only to talk about the Packers. Not gloating about the Queen’s cinderella story and dominance. In the last 5-8 weeks, the princess couldn’t stop coming in here to tell us all how great her Queen’s team was, giving us nauseating list of reasons why the Queens are going to the Super Bowl….SMH. Where you now bitch?

    Reality is smacking Queen fans upside the head into unconsciousness . Who in this great big world could have forecasted that?

    1. Empacador November 16, 2016

      Maybe he and Dave got a room, fondling each others nuts. Flipping to see who gets bottom.

    2. Killer November 16, 2016

      Who is this Queen of trolls? I am intrigued. She sounds pretty cool.

      I cannot speak for her but as for myself my postings have remained fairly steady in number. I have decreased the length once various individuals notified me of the educational challenges most Packer fans face.

      I have noticed that more of my posts are just agreeing with Packer fans. Some are getting a grip that they have a bad team with a crappy coach and a whiny QB. There is no need for me to shatter as many self-delusions or pop as many bubbles of willing ignorance.

      Also, with a tiny measure of humility sinking in there have been fewer articles attacking the Vikings stadium, team, coaches, organization. There has been less need for me to defend the truth and point out lies and double-standards.

      Who knows, if the Packers keep playing this way you may not need me as an antidote for your unique mixture of hubris and defiant ignorance. For instance, you, Piffle, have blossomed under my guidance. Your team self-awareness (and thus shame) has multiplied exponentially. As one of my disciples you may continue my work and expand my legacy.

      Don’t worry! I don’t plan on going anywhere. This site is a wonderful distraction for me. The election result really threw me despite how I act in public. People are worried about the nuclear codes? That is nothing. NOTHING. If Trump offends our little gray “friends” or fails to bend readily to their will we will be colonized slave workers — those who live — within a couple years.

      The key is climate change. That is a lot of what the grays care about. We are on our final warning. If we don’t get it together they will change the climate for us –, but really for them and most of us won’t be able to breath. This is the key — Trump is going to back down on backing out of the climate accord. If he does not… build your bunker deep with plenty of oxygen tanks and air recyclers……

  3. PF4L November 16, 2016

    Maybe she has been too busy grieving over the Hillary beatdown. Maybe she is watching Miley’s post election meltdown and crying right along with Miley. Then moving on to the next celebrity meltdown, and then crying it out with that person, And so on and so on. Damn, this grieving process could take months and months, and months.

    By the time all the grieving is finished it will be draft time, and the Queens finishing at 7-9 will be picking 13th. Providing the Queen fans with yet another off season of optimism proclaiming that 2017 will be the Queens year to reach the Super Bowl!!

    Silly bitches!! :)

    SKOL!!!

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!

    1. PF4L November 16, 2016

      OOPS….No 1st round pick…..That’s gone, much like the Queens magical season of dreams.

      LMFAO

      SKOL!!