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Here’s the Philadelphia Cheesehead

I have long felt the cheesehead — or the wearing of anything on your head to a football game that isn’t a hat — is stupid. It reinforces the stereotype that Wisconsinites are just a bunch of yokels who only eat cheese, drink beer and get dirty with fat women.

People who wear the cheesehead seem like the type of people who have never considered this and I assume they probably do all of those things I just mentioned above, so why would they care anyway? I mean, this is a piece of foam Swiss cheese that’s bright yellow, something that I’ve never seen. Or is it cheddar with holes in it? Doesn’t matter, I’ve never seen that either.

Obviously, not a lot of thought was put into the cheesehead, but I digress.

We’ve seen fans of other teams come up with their own stupid headgear when the Green Bay Packers roll into town. Sometimes they do it to mock the cheesehead and other times, they just think they’re being clever.

Well, this is actually a job well done. The Philadelphia cheesehead, spotted at Monday night’s game.

Not sure if this was meant to be a troll job, but if it was, then the Eagles were 0-2 in that department. Their pregame 4th-and-26 reference didn’t do them any good either.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. PF4L November 29, 2016

    For someone who swallows up gossip like a little girl swallows up cotton candy. Maybe you shouldn’t be stereotyping wisconsinites. Especially when most of your reader base is from Wisconsin. But then again, showing class hasn’t exactly been your calling card.

    For all us beer drinkers, pizza eaters, who like to occasionally bone a women with a nice round ass and big bouncing titties.

    F O

    1. Killer November 30, 2016

      Ah ha! I always knew you were a fat chick guy! Well, they need love, too.

  2. Mike November 30, 2016

    I’ve bled Green & Gold since I knew what football was. I HATE the cheesehead thing. I NEVER remember that being around until mid to late nineties? Someone created it to make money. I personally think its a “Bad Look” and wish it was trashed, but fans will be fans. I remember when Redskin fans used to dress in drag.

  3. Killer November 30, 2016

    It was a very good job by that Eagles fan.