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Good News on Ty Montgomery, Not Much Else

Ah, the good old Friday injury report. Usually, about 78 members of the Green Bay Packers 53-man roster are listed on it. How did they get those extra guys? Thirteen time world champs, baby!

Actually, it’s just a function of having Buffoon as a head coach. Because if you’re going to out-buffoon everyone else, then you need a larger roster than everyone else and you also need at least seven-eighths of those guys to be injured.

Yeah, sure, that was a diatribe, but here’s the lowdown.

Ty Montgomery, the receiver who is the Packers’ best running back, will play this week.

Who won’t or probably won’t?

Randall Cobb (questionable), Quinten Rollins (questionable), Clay Matthews (questionable), James Starks (out), Jared Cook (out).

And really, who gives a shit at this point?

This is the status of the Packers each and every year. At this point, we have to assume Mike McCarthy’s fat, gelatinous gut and stupid, gravy-filled head cause players to get injured when he looks in their general direction.

Because how else could you explain it?

And that will be Mike McCarthy’s legacy.

Lucked into one Super Bowl win and then… gravy!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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3 Comments

  1. MR November 5, 2016

    TT having 2 RBs on the roster is equivalent to Sherman keeping two punters

  2. gort November 5, 2016

    Good comment – I forgot that stunt.

  3. Killer November 5, 2016

    “At this point, we have to assume Mike McCarthy’s fat, gelatinous gut and stupid, gravy-filled head cause players to get injured when he looks in their general direction.”

    That is some good writing, Mord! Made me laugh long and hard.