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Ahman Green Would Probably Coach Your Flag Football Team

Good old TMZ got their hands on former Green Bay Packers running back Ahman Green. You’re overjoyed, we’re sure. They always ask the most poignant questions.

Of course they asked Green the same question we’ve all been asking — what’s wrong with the Packers? They also asked him about coaching.

Hell yeah, Ahman Green would coach!

He sounds as if he’s practically begged both the Packers and his alma mater, the University of Nebraska, to take him on as a coach. They haven’t, but Green REALLY wants to coach, which brings us to the conclusion that he’d probably coach your flag football team if you just ask him.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Longrod VonHugendong November 23, 2016

    Lol we all know the reason our receievers suck this year is bc edgar bennett iant coaching them anymore so maybe we should get another former running back to coach the receievers so they can continue to not be able to run routes or catch the ball like a good receiver does!

    1. Kato November 24, 2016

      Haha Ahman Green was actually probably the best receiving back Green Bay has ever had. I wouldn’t mind seeing him as a coach, just don’tdon’t get him teach ball security drills!

  2. Skinny November 24, 2016

    His 2003 season is the most underrated by a RB In NFL history. Almost 1,900 yards on the ground 20 tds. And he had 2-3 games that year where he barely touched the ball.

  3. MMTTDCSUCK November 25, 2016

    My all-time favorite Packer RB. Great player with an even greater attitude. Good guy.