Type to search

Aaron Rodgers Featured

Have Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Broken Up?

I mean, maybe he’d start playing good football again. Aaron Rodgers was, largely pre-Olivia Munn, the greatest quarterback in the game. Since 2015, he’s been — maybe not just another guy, but certainly not a guy who looks like a two-time MVP.

And if you pay attention to the gossips, that’s about the time she really moved in, starting floating false engagement rumors, got rid of his family, took over his life, etc., etc., etc.

This isn’t to analyze Rodgers’ play with and without Munn, though. We’ll do that another time. There’s plenty of evidence that she’s a terrible person and it’s certainly conceivable that outside pressures or events can affect one’s work performance.

But this is about another rumor and the question of how you’d feel if it were true.

The rumor is that Rodgers and Munn have split up. How much credence are we giving this? On the surface, not a hell of a lot, BUT…

First of all, the rumor was started by some Milwaukee radio DJ. She heard it from someone else and likes to point out that Rodgers and Munn haven’t been seen together in a while.

The rumor alone doesn’t really do anything for us, but yes, the fact that they haven’t been seen together is somewhat significant here.

The Packers just had their bye week. We’re sure Rodgers didn’t hang around Green Bay. In fact, even though he wasn’t pictured, we’re pretty certain he spent last year’s bye in Mexico with Munn. Where he went this year is not so important. What is important is that he and Munn did not appear to spend the week off together.

If you know anything about Olivia Munn it’s that she craves attention and is on Instagram all the time. From her feed we can determine that she was in New York last week at some Target event and she’s now in New Orleans.

The last post she made about anything related to Aaron was a week ago when the People spread of their dogs came out, although that wasn’t really ABOUT Rodgers. His photo just appeared in the magazine.

Further, we know this. Rodgers has spent the last two offseasons in Los Angeles with Munn living a very public life. Last season, Munn pretty much shut it down to come spend the season in Green Bay with Rodgers. And now she appears not to be spending the season in Green Bay with Rodgers.

And yes, that’s a hell of a lot of conjecture and assumption, but that doesn’t necessarily make it untrue. You can go ahead and draw your own conclusions.

If Aaron comes out and puts up 350 and four touches on Sunday, then we’re going to be awfully suspicious. In the meantime, stop harassing Hannah and give us your vote.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!


1 Comment

  1. PF4L October 4, 2016

    When it comes to the end of the year Totalpacker.com Awards Banquet, you are a shoe in for winning the Gossip Diva writing award. We all knew you could do it sweetheart. When that special day comes, don’t spare a thing, treatment at the spa, hair and make-up, maybe a new gown. You’ve earned it, enjoy.

  2. Thorny October 4, 2016

    The expletives really cheapen the site. FTB…Let’s win football games? (not) Niiiiice.

  3. Zwoeger October 4, 2016

    Or maybe he’s just thinking the way it’s going I need that extra practice so no week off.

  4. Deepsky October 5, 2016

    Rodgers needs to hook up with some hottys like Favre did to boost his self esteem. Maybe then he’ll have the confidence to wait until the short and medium routes open up before taking off running.

    1. PF4L October 5, 2016

      Fukin A……Dump that bitch so he can ball again like he did in 2014 when that bitch wasn’t around.

      There is nothing, and i mean nothing wrong with the Green Bay Packers that breaking up with that cunt won’t fix. The Packers have 99 problems, and Munn is all of them.

      1. PF4L October 5, 2016

        We need more deep thinking football intellects like Mordy and Deep to keep us fans informed. Good job men, keep on, keepin on.

  5. MMTTDCSUCK October 5, 2016

    Who’s next? Taylor Swift?

  6. Feck October 5, 2016

    Find out if he has rejected her evil cheese free diet. This will tell us if he returns to QB1 form.

    1. PF4L October 5, 2016

      Well fuck, now i’m confused…is it cheese, or Munn who is bringing Rodgers down?

      Man, i gotta start taking notes.

      1. Feck October 5, 2016

        It’s NO cheese. Cheese makes you great. Cheese gods angry.

      2. Feck October 5, 2016

        Nixing cheese was Olivia’s plan. She got the idea copying Gisele.

  7. Kato October 5, 2016

    Who fucking cares?

  8. PF4L October 6, 2016

    Hannah ‏@onairhannah 23h23 hours ago
    Got chosen to be part of a taping of #TheBachelor tomorrow… My whole life has been leading up to this moment.

    You and Mordecai hunny. Down another xl pizza

  9. PF4L October 6, 2016

    Mordecai, hard on the job…………..

    Hannah ‏@onairhannah Oct 5
    Hannah Retweeted Total Packers

    Guess we will find out Sunday! I did say multiple times I didn’t know if it was true… For the record :)
    https://shar.es/1Emqml Hannah added,

    Total Packers @totalpackers
    Have Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Broken Up? http://dlvr.it/MP14GB