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We’ve been telling you that a win is a win since the season began and we’ll have to tell you that again this week. The Green Bay Packers beat a severely undermanned Chicago Bears team 26-10 on Thursday night.

When I say undermanned, it was really kind of like the JV playing the varsity. The Bears were without their top two quarterbacks, their top running back, their top offensive lineman, a starting receiver, a starting cornerback and probably some other guys I’m forgetting. And yes, the Packers were without a number of guys as well, but we all know the Packers have more depth than the Bears.

So basically, the Packers went out and did what they were supposed to do. Win handily over a much inferior opponent. In the process, they actually managed to cover the spread for just the second time this season. They can probably thank Brian Hoyer’s first half broken arm for that.

Do you sense some skepticism?

Look, if the Packers go to Atlanta and beat the Falcons next week, then my tune will change. Until a victory over a team that’s actually good is achieved, I will remain skeptical of these Packers.

So let’s get to it.

Dink and Dunk

I think that’s what we’re going to call Aaron Rodgers and Randall Cobb from now on. Rodgers is Dink and Cobb is Dunk. That’s obviously how the Packers piled up 406 yards of offense on Thursday. It’s how Dink surpassed 300 yards passing for the first time this season. The offensive game plan showed in his meager 5.8 yards per attempt. It also showed Dunk’s 8.6 yards per reception. We should all get used to this though. This is clearly the only way the Packers are going to be able to move the ball this season. Short, quick passes. To Dink’s credit, he actually made some tough, rhythm throws we haven’t seen him want to make in some time. Further, it was nice to finally see something different on offense. The Packers weren’t pretending that their vertical passing game — something that hasn’t worked in over a year — was going to work this time. So, also, begrudgingly, I will give some credit to Fat Mike and his gravy-filled head for possibly realizing that after all this time.

The Good and the Bad

I’ve already singled some of these guys out, but let’s just cover all of the receivers right here. Dropvante had his best game probably ever, with 13 catches for 132 yards and two touchdowns. It actually sickens me that those 13 catches tied a single-game team record held by Don Hutson. So now the best receiver in Packers’ history will have to have his name next to the worst receiver in Packers’ history. Ty Montgomery, meanwhile, has emerged as the best playmaker on the Packers’ offense. Perhaps the only reliable one. And I say that because the rest of the Packers’ receivers were terrible on Thursday night. Despite his 11 catches for 95 yards and touchdown, Randall Cobb — Dunk — should have had three touchdowns. He botched a good throw from Rodgers in the end zone early and then failed to drag his foot in the end zone after catching a ball a little bit later. Cobb’s actual touchdown came in garbage time. Meanwhile, Jordy Nelson hasn’t played well since week 3. Thursday might have been the low point, with just one catch for nine yards. Finally, Jeff Janis definitely got some opportunities, but he didn’t do anything with them. Two catches for nine yards on five targets. He looked lost out there.

Mason Crosby’s Turn

Most weeks, some part of the Green Bay Packers’ special teams unit is sucking up the joint so badly you want to sit on the top of the stadium with a sniper rifle and start picking them off one by one. Kicker Mason Crosby has been the one steady performer. Until Thursday night anyway. Maybe he got too close to punter Jake Bum and Bum’s suckiness rubbed off on him. Crosby missed a field goal and an extra point Thursday night. The field goal, of course, was blocked, so not entirely Crosby’s fault. Still, it’s not going to look real good on the stat sheet.

The Return of LaDarius Gunter

My boy Larry Gunter sucked it last week against Dallas. He obviously was well aware of that. Gunter came out and rebounded about as well as you can rebound on Thursday night. As the team’s de facto No. 1 cornerback, Gunter spent a good deal of time on the Bears’ No. 1 receiver, Alshon Jeffery. How did Alshon Jeffery fare? Just three catches for 33 yards. It’s not as if the Bears were presenting a passing juggernaut to the Packers, especially when Matt Barkley came in, but Gunter did his job. He’s certainly not the fastest guy, but I personally think he’s the best outside corner the Packers have right now.

The Definition of Team Defense

I was sitting here trying to find some other guys to single out on the Packers’ defense and I couldn’t really do it. Yes, Nick Perry had a great game, notching the team’s only sack and intercepting a pass to go along with his four tackles. But we could pretty much single out Nick Perry every week. The guy is not only playing the best ball of his career, he’s become the best player on the Packers’ defense. That defense held the Bears to 189 total yards. Various guys made plays — Blake Martinez, Jake Ryan, Clay Matthews, Julius Peppers, Datone Jones, Mike Pennel, Kenny Clark, Micah Hyde, Morgan Burnett… You get the point. Usually when the Packers play well on defense, it’s the result of a great game by Matthews or the secondary, etc. This was the rare game where it seemed like everyone was involved at one time or another.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Dan October 21, 2016

    I want so much for Davante to be something that he’s not (a great receiver). Games like this fool me into thinking he is. He’s like the girl in line in front of me at Starbucks with the smokin’ hot bod. The one that makes my day for 5 full minutes before turning around suddenly to reveal the horseface of my nightmares. Damn you Davante.

    1. PF4L October 21, 2016

      I can’t bitch about a guy who stood tall and performed, regardless of the team he was playing, it’s the NFL.

      I’m far more concerned with Jordy, like….really concerned.

  2. PF4L October 21, 2016

    FYI Monty… You can breathe easy and stop feeling sick as Adams didn’t tie Hutson’s record, of 14 receptions.

    As far as the defense was concerned, it was respectable. But considering all the Bears injuries including the 0 line, which is weak to begin with concerning the tackles. I expected a lot more than 1 sack.

  3. jimbo1 October 22, 2016

    I gave up on total Packers last year. I watch football for entertainment and an extreme enjoyment of Packer Football. I don’t mind critical honest analysis but this site is garbage. “Fat Mike” and his “gravy filled head” was enough for me. There are plenty of good sites for people that actually enjoy football, this is not one of them.

    1. Empacador October 22, 2016

      Sift through/ignore the crap you don’t like. The fact is most other sites are going to censor what you say or how you can say it. To each their own.

  4. Howard October 22, 2016

    Not so sure we should get use to the short (dink/dunk) passing game. One of the problems with the teams deeper passing game besides lack of speed is MM and maybe Rodgers feel as though the quantity of shock plays is one of the biggest factors in determining game winners. Right behind turnovers. This team has over the years pretty much abandoned the shorter west coast passing routes to WRs, swings to backs, screens,draws, etc.. In the place of the short passing game almost or the majority of all passes are being looked at further downfield 20 to 30+ yards. Well except for those 5 yard outs to R Rodgers.

    Teams start waiting for those longer routes, then when nothing is open or the routes that are open underneath are not being looked at, no one is open. In fact has anyone noticed that when the play downfield is covered and Rodgers buys time the receivers adjust their route to go further downfield or horizontal. What ever happened to coming back to the ball? Can’t do that because you need the shock play.

    This dink and dunk or as it use to be called the west coast offense is good for now and will develop into longer pass completions once teams realize they have to come up and guard the shorter routes, screens, and halfback on swing passes. After all what defense wants to spend 35 to 40 minutes on the field a game. The problem is going to be once a few longer passes are completed will the team start ignoring the short passing game and revert back to old habits. I hate that Lacy is hurt and probably gone for good for the Packers, but one positive is the west coast offense that includes using your short passing game as part of your running attack is back.

  5. Kato October 24, 2016

    I took a break from this site for a few days, then come back to this stupidity. Josh Sitton is not the bears best offensive lineman, a lot of people internally thought Jordan Howard would take the starting job from Langford. Lol