You probably didn’t notice, but the Chicago Bears actually won a fucking game on Sunday. They beat the Detroit Lions and… does that really still count as a win?
Well, look at that. Apparently it does!
Yeah, we know. The Green Bay Packers’ last win also came against the Lions, but we were less than impressed after that win too.
You know, a win is a win!
Except, no. No it’s not.
Anyway, the Bears beat the Lions without our main man Cutty! at the helm. Frankly, we don’t even know how that’s possible. How can those turds win a game with the greatest signal caller and human being ever standing on the sidelines?
Cutty!’s backup, Brian Hoyer, came in and threw for 302 yards and two touchdowns. He had a 120.1 rating. Honestly, I think it was just Cutty! wearing a Brian Hoyer costume, but the whole thing has Bears coach John Fox confused.
Fox sounds like he’s going to keep Cutty! dressed up as Brian Hoyer as his starting quarterback instead of giving the reins back Real Cutty! when Cutty! is again healthy enough to play.
John Fox said of Bears QB Brian Hoyer: "Anybody's that performing well, I don't think we're going to be likely to change."
You don’t sit Michael Jordan because Craig Hodges had a nice game when Michael was sidelined with some ailment. And thus, the Cutster must return to the starting lineup as soon as he’s available.
Who’s with me?
Bring back CUTTY!! Chicago football won’t be the same without him!