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Aaron Rodgers’ Answer: Booze

He played like he was drunk on Sunday, so it was fitting that Aaron Rodgers’ response to another terrible performance involved booze.

“Have a glass of scotch and chill out a little bit [and] watch the film,” Rodgers said after the Packers’ 30-16 loss at Lambeau Field. “I’m my biggest critic, and I look at this as finely as I look at every other game and improve.”

This came after a two-turnover performance in which Rodgers was only able to get the Green Bay Packers offense into the end zone once. That had the fans booing the Packers for the first time in quite a while.

That’s something else Rodgers took note of.

“Look, we’re upset, they’re upset, it’s part of it,” Rodgers said. “It’s not the first time, probably won’t be the last time.”

The thing is, Rodgers and the Packers keep telling us how they’re going to fix things. And then nothing changes.

At what point is enough enough?

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Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.

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  1. Dan October 17, 2016

    It’s not the last time you planned on getting boozed or booed? Jesus, we are the ones that need to drink BEFORE AND AFTER watching these clowns. I only waste my Sunday at home watching, I need to pour one out for the poor souls spending time and money at Lambeau.

  2. Pack Attack October 17, 2016

    Where did that guy go that was so confident in his abilities and anyone who thought different could go fuck themselves after he would prove them wrong?

    1. Skinny October 17, 2016

      Her name is Oliva and her name is check my bank account. That’s where that guy went.

      1. PF4L October 17, 2016

        Once he ditches that bitch, we can all get back to winning Green Bay Packer football.

        It’s nice to see that i’m not the only intelligent Packer fan in here.

        Why the hell do i have to keep coming in here and telling people it’s Olivia’s fault, doesn’t everyone already see this?

        1. PF4L October 17, 2016

          And lets not forget about that little fucking doggy. Don’t even try to tell me that dog is blameless in all this mess.

  3. Skinny October 17, 2016

    Scotch? Very cosmopolitan.

  4. Howard October 17, 2016

    No, I ain’t seen my Packers for a season and a half,
    Gotta get drunk man, so I can’t even speak
    Gonna get high man, listen to me,
    One drink ain’t enough Jack, you better make it three
    I wanna get drunk, I’m gonna make it real clear,
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer.

  5. Kato October 17, 2016

    Fuck this guy

    1. Skinny October 17, 2016

      Kato! When are you coming back to Eau Claire? We need you as a forum speaker at UWEC.

  6. Doc October 17, 2016

    Alcohol has ruined many careers. Aaron needs help in this area. Hope he realizes what its doing to him.