Welcome to Your Worst Nightmare
Seriously, what could be worse than the Green Bay Packers losing to the Minnesota Vikings? Well, let me tell you!
The Packers can come out and embarrass themselves, completely shit their pants on offense and not even let their defense, whom we expected to carry the day, carry the day.
Why was that?
Because Mike McCarthy — BUFFOON — his offense sucked. That Buffonish offense has sucked for a while. The rest of the NFL is on to your Buffoonish tricks, but will you change them?
ICH DOST MCCARTHY! SIE MUSSENE SICH BEUGEN!
I couldn’t even give a fuck. I couldn’t even give a fuck about how much Mike McCarrthy and his gravy-filled head is an issue.
Good play calling?
Sure! Let’s call some plays!
The Green Bay Packers — the team that we know — was a joke on Sunday Night Football.
N0t 0n Sunday afternoon football. Not on late afternoon football. Not on Monday night, where the joke of the Chicago Bears plays. On Sunday Night Football.
Our team. A disgrace!
We totally held Adrian Peterson in check.
Their team rushed for 30 total yards. That was 1.4 yards per carry. The Packers’ rushing defense did its job. What didn’t do its job — or who didn’t do his job, at least defensively, is pretty much one person.
Let’s not bullshit. Damarious Randall lost the Green Bay Packers this game.
That fuckface looked like he was stoned half the time. When he wasn’t giving up big plays… wait… he was always giving up big plays!
Realistically, an awesome defense — which the Packers clearly don’t have — needs to step up when your offense is a total piece of shit, such as anything helmed by Mike McCarthy.
The Packers just lost to the fucking shitbag Queens 17-14.
That’s a joke,which is exactly what this team is.