This is going to be just like a home game anyway. The Green Bay Packers may as well wear their green jerseys on Sunday.
In all seriousness, the Packers actually will wear their home greens when they play at the Jacksonville Jaguars in week 1. The Jaguars, being the lot of pussies they are, have decided they’re going to wear their white road uniforms because it’s going to be too hot for them.
Temperatures are supposed to get into the 90s.
Usually, the Jaguars wear black at home and you know about black and heat.
Here’s an idea, Jacksonville. If you’re going to put your shitty JV team in a giant swampy, sweltering hellhole like Florida, maybe get some home jerseys that aren’t fucking BLACK!
Anyway, this is fitting for the Packers. We weren’t joking when we said it’s going to be like a home game for Green Bay. We outlined just why that’s the case right here. The Jaguars actually got a rare sellout because the Packers are in town.
Now, if they just lay down and take their curb stomping like they deserve, all will right.