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Josh Sitton Also Lost His Cheeseburger

Guard Josh Sitton didn’t just lose his job when the Green Bay Packers released him. He also lost his cheeseburger.

A&W had been selling a Josh Sitton Burger throughout Wisconsin. They had just inked Sitton to a sponsorship deal in August.

Then the Packers released him and he signed with the Chicago Bears. What of the burger?


Big and bold, just like Josh himself.

Maybe if Fat Mike would just have eaten a Josh Sitton Burger (or 12 — you know he eats 12 burgers per sitting), none of this would have happened.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. PF4L September 15, 2016

    Mordecai…..almost on a daily basis, proving once again why he’s worth the $7.75/hour Monty pays him.

    I think he should have held out for $8, because……yea………

  2. Pennis the Meanace September 15, 2016

    How are people going to support Wisconsin’s only growth industry, in home diabetes care, if they can’t enjoy a lard burger once a day? That’s a dirty low down shame.

    1. Killer September 16, 2016

      Ha ha ha!

      1. PF4L September 16, 2016

        That’s the same laugh i heard when AP (All Day) ramrodded the Titan defense by going beast mode for 31 yards on 19 carries.

        Ok, i a have a question, that i don’t know the answer because i don’t follow the vikings or hang out in a Viking fans blog. Did AP set his yearly goal before the season of rushing for 2500 yards again?


  3. Feck September 16, 2016

    The burger will still produce the same “toxic atmosphere” as the original promotion.